(even if you aren't vegan)
Aruseus Emails/snaps
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Various SSBB Characters
Places: Aruseus' Room, Various Stages
Computer: None
Date: June 8th, 2008
Transcript
{Cut to Aruseus' room.}
ARUSEUS: {offscreen} Hey! It's been three montsh since my last not-quite, and in this nifty lil' one, I'll show you some SSBB snapshots. Lemme turn on this projector...
{A projector screen appears}
ARUSEUS: Jeez, Wolf! What'd you eat?
ARUSEUS: Yeah, I'd watch out too.
ARUSEUS: Heh, bouncing on Lucario's head...
ARUSEUS: {Imitating Fox} BELLY FLOP!
ARUSEUS: He really ate some curry, but...I think it looks like he's singing from the heart. Aww...
ARUSEUS: This has been done by millions of people...
ARUSEUS: Aww...Nintendo decided to pull of the "cheesy spin-off of something where the main characters are melon-headed babies" move and create...SUPER SMASH KIDS!
{The projector shuts off}
ARUSEUS: Ok, that's it.