Aruseus Emails/news

Aruseus starts a news program.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, The Cheat, Homsar

Places: Computer Room, The Field

Computer: Intell 600

Date: Febuary 9th, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Aruseus used Check Email! It's super effective!

subject: news

Aruseus - the coolest of the cool people and better
than Strong Sad or Homsar!

I want you to do the news and have a news channel replacing the awful news
channel named Fox news. Really, bugs the crap out of me.

Good crap,Meg Griffin,Quahog,Rhode Island

ARUSEUS: {typing} Meg...Griffin? That's a familiar name...nah, it's not. Wait a sec. You mean to tell me Foxx has his own news show? HE MUST BE STOPPED!

ARUSEUS: Then that does it! I have to compete with Foxx. I'll start my own news progrum.

{Cut to The Field, Aruseus and Tom are moving a desk}

ARUSEUS: Little more...

TOM: Here?

ARUSEUS: Little to the left...and DONE!

TOM: Hoo...that was heavy.

ARUSEUS: Well, we're done here. Now to get some chairs!

TOM: Urrrrgh...

{5 chairs later}

ARUSEUS: Ok! We finally got it!

TOM: {panting} I...hate...you.

ARUSEUS: I know! Isn't it fantastic?

TOM: Whatevs. Get to your crappy news show.

{fade out an in, Aruseus is in a blue suit}

ARUSEUS: Hello, and welcome to the Ring at 5. Today's top story is, Strong Bad: The Last Great Guy? Is it true that Strong Bad is the only cool guy in Free Country? Besides me... Any way, The Cheat and I...

{The Cheat pops up from behind the desk}

THE CHEAT: Mehmeh!

ARUSEUS: Are still examining this subject. We've come to a conclusion that-

{Zoom out to see Homsar standing next to Aruseus holding a cardboard speech bubble that says "happy peaches"}

ARUSEUS: Strong Bad is...wha!? What are you doing here!?

HOMSAR: AaaaAaaaAaaaAaa!

ARUSEUS: Out with you!

HOMSAR: Pshoo...

ARUSEUS: Now as I had stated before...

{The Paper}

ARUSEUS: No! Not yet!