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This has got to be...the most suckiest movie night you've thrown.

ast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Jess, Homestar, King of Town, Strong Bad, Fang, Kyubii, Zippy

Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: December 21st, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE E-MAIL! {clicks the email icon}

subject: movie night

Hey, Aruseus!

How about I come over for a movie
night? I'll bring the soda and pop-
corn!

- Zippy

ARUSEUS: {typing} Zippy? THE Zippy? Yeah. I know you came back. Well, I'll have a movie night! Huzzah!

{3 hours later, Cut to TLA Living Room, Aruseus and Tom are sitting on the couch}

ARUSEUS: Where is everyone?

TOM: This has got to be...the most suckiest movie night you've thrown.

ARUSEUS: Well, you know what they say you should do if you're bored...

TOM: I'm listening.

ARUSEUS: Coffee.

TOM: I'm out.

{Another hour later, people have arrived, and there are several coffee spills on the ground. Aruseus is holding a mug that says "I LIKE EGGS". Aruseus' eyes are wide, and he's twitching}

TOM: Now we're talkin'-

ARUSEUS: {caffinated} No, no, NO! This won't do. We have to throw out some people. Kyubii, you weren't invited.

KYUBII: You suck. {walks out}

ARUSEUS: King of Town!? How come you're here!?

KOT: I heard the words "free pizza" and was here in a jiffy!

ARUSEUS: OUT!

{KOT leaves}

ARUSEUS: Who the heck are you?

JESS: Don't you know me? I'm Jess!

ARUSEUS: Who? Tell me something...about...you...

JESS: ARGH! You idiot! I'm new! I moved here about a month ago!

ARUSEUS: {to the tune of "I Hate Everything About You" by 3 Days Grace} I...DON'T...KNOW A THING ABOUT YOU!

JESS: {slaps Aruseus} Get out of your caffination!

ARUSEUS: {normal} Huh...oh. HI JESS!

{Jess grumbles}

ARUSEUS: Ok. You can say it, Tom.

TOM: Now we're talkin'! Where's the movie?

FANG: {nervous} Uh...oh! Yeah. The movie! I...

ARUSEUS: Fang...did you bring the movie?

FANG: Uh...yeah...about that...

ARUSEUS: Where's the movie!?

FANG: I...I...I ATE IT! {starts crying}

ARUSEUS: Well...uh...I guess it'll just be a TV night...

TOM: Zippy, did you bring the popcorn?

ZIPPY: Wait...I was supposed to...

ARUSEUS: Zippy...

TOM: Well...let's not hope it's Infomercial Hour...

{Tom turns on the TV, a commercial come up}

LADY: Head-on, apply directly to the forehead! Head-on, apply directly to the forehead!

ALL: {annoyed} It's Informercial Hour.

TOM: So who wants to fall asleep and drool 'till we can't spit?

ZIPPY: I do.

{They all fall asleep, as The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the remote to replay the commercial.