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Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Bubs, Kilroy, Anthruseus, Lord T, Overlord T (easter egg), Anthru-Borg (easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, Tom's Room, Bubs' Concession Stand, 20X6

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: February 16th, 2007

Transcript

{Aruseus is playing Super Smash Bros. 64 on his computer}

ARUSEUS: Jump, Fox, jump! GAH!

GAME: GAME OVER.

ARUSEUS: Well that sucked. I guess I'll do...things.

{Aruseus clicks the email icon}

Subject: Styx's song is real

Dear Man of the past,

I am an outlaw from the year 20X6. My name is Kilroy. You may know me as Mr. Roboto. Listen, I am being hunted down by the T-Force. I need you to help to fight back. Will you Join Forces with Me, Solid Nutosnake, Nuttemon, Nuttysan, Chibi Stinkoman, Master Prez and Cow Strife. If not? How come?

Please Help,

Kilroy

ARUSEUS: {typing} Ah, so a song man and some Brawl spoofs need help. I guess I can help you guys take down my future self. But first, I need to prepare.

{Cut to Tom's room, Tom is wearing a Lucario-esque suit}

ARUSEUS: WHAT are you wearing? The cosplay convention isn't untill next month!

TOM: It's a battle suit, the Aura Suit. I overheard you needed help, so I'm all dressed up and I've got no place to go.

ARUSEUS: Well. let's go get Bubs for some weapons.

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, Bubs hands Aruseus shotguns}

BUBS: Here you go!

TOM: Thanks.

{Cut to 20X6, Aruseus and Tom warp in}

KILROY: You've arrived. {To Tom} Nice outfit, by the way, ridiculous flip-man.

TOM: Bleh.

ARUSEUS: There he is!

ANTHRUSEUS: Not you again...

ARUSEUS: Yes, me again.

ANTHRUSEUS: {to Tom} HAHAHAHA! Your outfit's soooooooo dumb!

TOM: Look, someday I'll save your sorry butts wit this thing's power! {Shoots an Aura Sphere at Anthruseus}

ANTHRUSEUS: OW! Lord T, I need help! The us from the past are here!

LORD T: Do I have to!? I look ridiculous!

ARUSEUS: You mean...

{Lord T walks out in an Aura Suit, Anthruseus and Aruseus start laughing}

TOM AND LORD T: SHUT UP! {look at each other}

TOM: Truce?

LORD T: For now. {they shake hands}

TOM: GET THEM!

{They both jump in the air and release an Aura Storm attack on Aruseus and Anthruseus}

{The Paper comes down}

KILROY: What about me?!

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Lord T's laser to see an extra scene}
{Cut to Overlord T's HQ, Overlord T walks out in an Aura Suit}
ANTHRU-BORG: What the crap are you wearing!?
  • Click on Tom's laser to see a hidden message, "AURA SUIT TOM AS ALT. COSTUME!"

Fun Facts

Bleh.