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Aruseus Emails/girlfriend
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Wolf, Fang
Places: The Beach
Computer: Skypod
Date: August 4th, 2008 (written at 3 AM)
Transcript
ARUSEUS: Well this sucks. No computer and no computer stores around here.
WOLF: Told ya you shouldn't of tried that stunt.
FANG: Wolf, it's actually your warning that made him do it.
ARUSEUS: You know me, trying things you don't want me to do!
{A note lands on Aruseus' foot}
ARUSEUS: Hey! Mail!
Dear Aruseus, A package will drop to you soon. It contains a SkyPod, the latest in PDA technology. Use it! The show must go on! Sky Shaymin
{Aruseus clicks the email icon}
ARUSEUS: A package? Sweet!
WOLF: You Pokemon types must have some sort of connection.
ARUSEUS: I guess so.
{A package clonks Wolf in the head}
WOLF: OW! I think it's here...
ARUSEUS: YAY! {tears the box open and holds up the SkyPod} SKYPOD GET! Let's test it out!
subject: girlfriendHey, Aruman!
Do you have a girlfriend? If not, how come?
Email me,
Zippy
ARUSEUS: {writing} Zippy, mah man! Well, I don't have a girlfriend yet, and I don't know why. I either get slapped with a purse or kicked in parts unexplainable when I flirt with a chick.
WOLF: Maybe it's cause your an idiot.
FANG: Agreed.
ARUSEUS: I disagree.
FANG: Bad breath?
ARUSEUS: Nah. {Green smoke emits from Aruseus mouth and into Fang's nose}
FANG: Oh jebus... {His head falls off behind him and the rest of his body follows a second later}
ARUSEUS: Well, I guess I'll stay single for now. Bye everyone, and see you next episode!
WOLF: CLEANSE THE HATE! {holds nose}
{The Paper}
Fun Fact
- The SkyPod is an obvious reference to the iPod.