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Aruseus Emails/football
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Wolf
Places: The Boardwalk, The Beach
Computer: E-Mach 1000
Date: August 1st, 2008
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {singing} Shaaaaaaaaaaaaake your booty...Email domination!
{Aruseus clicks the email icon}
subject: footballAruseus; mah main man,
I want to make sure if you play any football?
Please be a football player? if you do, we'll
love you.
-Paul mcAlba
ARUSEUS: {typing} Oh no, Paul McAlba, no Paul McAlba, no. There's noooooooooooo way I will play football for you.
WOLF: Why not?
ARUSEUS: I suck at it. I don't know a thing.
WOLF: Listen, I'll teach you.
ARUSEUS: Really?
WOLF: Yeah. To the beach!
{They hop the fence behind them. You hear a thud}
WOLF: Ow...need to work on my landing...
{Cut to the Beach}
WOLF: Ok. So...here's the ball.
{Wolf pulls out a soccer ball}
ARUSEUS: Uh...Wolf?
WOLF: Now, what you do is you have two goals, and you need to kick this ball into the other goal.
ARUSEUS: Wolf, that's-
WOLF: Now in each goal, there is a goalie. He can pick up the ball with his hands while the other players can't.
ARUSEUS: That...that's not-
WOLF: Look, what are you trying to say?
ARUSEUS: That's soccer.
WOLF: Oh, yeah. I'm thinking of England. I don't know a thing.
{Aruseus kicks the ball into Wolf's head and leaves}
WOLF: Ow...do I always get hurt?
{A Mr. Weight falls on Wolf}
{Cut to the Arcade, Ryan is playing Megaman: The Power Battle}
RYAN: Die, Crashman!
ARUSEUS: Hey Ryan!
RYAN: Kinda busy now...
ARUSEUS: Ok. {leaves}
{Cut to the Shorehouse, Dan is recording himself singing "Video Killed The Radio Star" at a high pitch. He is also wearing a wig}
ARUSEUS: Not even gonna ask...
{Cut back to the E-Mach}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, I can't play football. So...go away.
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "well" to bring up this video.
Fun Facts
- Good Deal Dan is known on Youtube for gracing his friends with double-time songs.
- OBLIGATORY MICAH REFERENCE.
