Aruseus Emails/evil

Is Aruseus evil? Find out.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Strong Bad, Kyubii, Bubs, Puppet Bubs {easter egg}, Puppet Dickie {easter egg},

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strong Bad's Room, Bubs Concession Stand

Computer: Intell 600

Date: March 9th, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Check that email, cuz it's cool! {types run_arumail.exe}

subject: evil

Dear Aruseus,
How evil are you?
Did you take an official test?
I did, I got pure evil :|

-ApocalypX

ARUSEUS: {after reading the email to the signature} Apoca...Apolocko...I'll just call you Larry. {clears screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Evil...eh, Larry? I don't really know. I need some witnesses. {leaves}

{Cut to the Field with Tom, Aruseus walks in}

ARUSEUS: Hey, Tom, what's the last evil thing I have done?

TOM: Uh...I don't really know. Why?

ARUSEUS: An email.

TOM: Sorry. I got nothing.

{Cut to Strong Bad's Living Room, Strong Bad is lying on the couch, Kyubii is alongside him}

ARUSEUS: Sup, S.B.? How evil am I?

STRONG BAD: Uh, dude. I don't think you would do anything evil. All you do is sit on your butt and check emails all day.

KYUBII: Don't you do the same, Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD: Shut up, Kyubii, or I'll kick your...head...off...somehow.

KYUBII: Um... {leaves}

ARUSEUS: Um...kay. {leaves}

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}

ARUSEUS: Bubs? You okay?

BUBS: Just fine!

ARUSEUS: Oh. So how'd the unicycling go?

BUBS: Didn't do it.

ARUSEUS: See? What'd I tell ya, serious risk.

BUBS: Can I intrest you in some fine crap?

ARUSEUS: No...how evil am I?

BUBS: Not sure. Lemme flip through these magazines to see how to find out someones evil-ness.

{Bubs pulls out a huge book}

ARUSEUS: Uh...that's not a magazine.

BUBS: {angred} I'm not blind!

{after five seconds}

ARUSEUS: Look! There goes Dickie Sugarjumper and his peculiar ways!

BUBS: Wha? {looks around as Aruseus rushes off}

{Cut back to Intell}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Ugh. I cannot wait five more hours waiting for Bubs to find that. Whatever. I don't know how evil I am, Larry.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on wait to see a poster with a Puppet Bubs chasing a Puppet version of Dickie Sugarjumper. It is titled, "Bubs VS Dickie! Chase of the Centry!"

Fun Facts

• Dickie Sugarjumper is a character from the show "My Gym Parter's a Monkey."
• The line, "Look! There goes Dickie Sugarjumper and his peculiar ways!" is an actual line from an episode.