Aruseus Emails/cereal

Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx

Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial, The Field {easter egg}

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends.

subject: cereal?

Sup, Aruman?
I was thinking... you need a break-
fast cereal. Like, badly.

-Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.

{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}

ARUSEUS: Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. {leaves}

{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is stirring something. Tom walk in}

ARUSEUS: Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!

TOM: Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's. He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle.

'{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}

HOMESCHOOL: Your move.

{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece}

HOMESCHOOL: Checkmate.

LYLE: {Angry The Cheat noises}

{Cut back to the TLA Kitchen}

ARUSEUS: I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!

TOM: M'kay.

Three minutes later...

{Cut to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run {leaves}

{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa

ARUSEUS: Here it comes!

MITCH: Aw, great.

{A commercial starts, much like the Meet Marshie toon, A mugshot of Aruseus appears}

COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS: Tired of stupid breakfast cereals? No more Temporarios for you?

{An orange box of cereal appears and it says "Bluecubes", with a picture of a spoon with blue-cubes in it}

COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS: Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today!

{Commercial ends}

MITCH: That sucked.

{Foxx enters, he only has one leg}

FOXX: Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from?

ARUSEUS: Oh, carp. Gotta run. {runs out}

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: {typing quickly, as if in a rush} Ok, Whatsherface. I made a cereal. Bye!

{Fox runs in}

FOXX: Come back here! I'll-

{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}

FOXX: DO you MIND!?

TOM: Sorry!

{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}

FOXX: CRAP! {Tom throws him}

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Foxx's leg to see a scene.

{Cut to the Field, Foxx, with no back legs is scraping with his hands}

FOXX: {panting} I'll...hurt you...bad...Aru...seus...

• Click on "Notzipperedpants" to see a pair of jeans with its fly open
• Wait 5 seconds at the end of the email to hear a secret line.

TOM: Oooh....meaty...

Fun Facts

• This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.