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Aruseus Emails/catchphrase
Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER!
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Vector Strong Bad {easter egg} Tom, Coach Z, Zippy, Homestar {easter egg}
Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Bedroom
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: January 28th, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe", to the tune pf the Homestar Runner theme song}: Aaaaaaaa-ruuuuu-seee-us.
subject: phraseAruses,
- Zi- I mean Mitch
You need a catchphrase.
ARUSEUS: Aw great. An email that will make my head explode...from thinking too much. {clears screen}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Zimitichi, I have no idea what my catchphrase would be. I think I'll have to ask some people. {leaves}
{Cut to the field, Tom is there with Coach Z}
TOM: So I was telling him about how wrong it is to auction my Shploitz and-
{Aruseus walks in}
ARUSEUS: Hey guys. Do any of you two know of something I could use as a catchphrase?
TOM: No, not really.
ARUSEUS: Carp. I mean crap! What about you, Coach?
COACH Z: Sorry, man! I'm drawering a blornk!
ARUSEUS: Double carp.
{Aruseus walks off, Cut back to Lappy.}
ARUSEUS: Guh-blargh. I talked to everyone and no good ideas. Wait. there is another...
TOM: Aruseus, I'm going to the li-berry to pick up a book for Lyle. I think Zippy's there.
ARUSEUS: Thats it! {runs out}
{Cut to Zippy's Bedroom}
ZIPPY: What does my name mean? Come on... speak to me... wait, I know! ... Wait, no.
{Aruseus walks in.}
ARUSEUS: Hi, Zippy!
ZIPPY: Why are you in my house?
ARUSEUS: Don't ask. Well, now that the greeting's out of the way... can you do my taxes?
ZIPPY: No.
ARUSEUS: Fine. Can you do my homework, then?
ZIPPY: You have homework?
{Suddenly, Zippy notices a L.U.R.N. shirt on Aruseus.}
ZIPPY: Oh.
ARUSEUS: Can you believe it?
ZIPPY: Surprisingly, yes. Now, why are you really here?
ARUSEUS: I just got a really stupid email about my catchphrase. Can you give me any ideas?
ZIPPY: ... How about, "wiggy jiggy?"
ARUSEUS: Nah.
ZIPPY: I see. Listen, I too got a stupid email about my name. What would you do in this situation?
ARUSEUS: Now, usually I'd toss macademia nuts at that creepy green bird that keeps hanging around your house, but in this situation... well, I'd still toss nuts at that bird.
ZIPPY: That green bird is Kooky.
ARUSEUS: Oh, no wonder it kept yelling at me. Did- did you notice we're completely straying from the topic at hand?
ZIPPY: Yes. Yes I did. Frankly, I think every Zippy Email should be like this. In fact, why not change the name of the show to "Zippy and Aruseus's Funtime Jamboree?"
ARUSEUS: Because that name sucks and I hate it.
ZIPPY: Ah. Now, shouldn't we be ending the email already? The email that's a sorry excuse of an email?
ARUSEUS: Sure.
{The Paper comes down.}
ARUSEUS: Hey! The e-mail is not over yet!
ZIPPY: Um...That's the end of MY email.
ARUSEUS: Oh. {Aruseus all of a sudden has a shocked look on his face} Zippy?
ZIPPY: What?
ARUSEUS: I think I just pulled a crossover.
ZIPPY: Riiiiight...
ARUSEUS: {scared} AHH!
ZIPPY: Calm down, man.
ARUSEUS: Okay. Well, I better go finish my email. {Runs out}
ZIPPY: Whatever.
{Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} So sorry, Mitchy. I don't have a catchphrase. So bye.
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Wait about five seconds for an extra scene.
{Zoom out, Aruseus is still in a L.U.R.N. shirt, Tom walks in}'
TOM: Why are you wearing that?
ARUSEUS: Dunno. One second I was shirtless and ran past this white pole and I had this shirt on.
- Click on Tom after the easter egg to see another scene.
{Cut to The Field, Homestar is standing there, angry and naked}
HOMESTAR: Okay, who stole my L.U.R.N. shirt?
- Click on Aruseus when he says carp to make a carp appear onscreen.
- Click on Aruseus when he says double carp to make two carps apear.
- Clicking on Aruseus when he says, "An email that will make my head explode" will make VectorBad appear on his Lappy with, "ITS ASPLODE." under him.
- Click on Aruseus after the email to see the logo for Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree.
ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree! Now weekdays at 3:00 on 4Wimps!
CHILDREN: {singing voiceover} Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree!
ARUSEUS: {voiceover, musically} Because the name sucks and I hate it!
Fun Facts
- The transcript from Zippy's bedroom and the first paper coming down is from Zippy Email name
- Tom mentioning his Shploitz game being auctioned is a reference to Foxx's Answering Machine.
- This is another 4Wimps reference.
