Aruseus Emails/asianfoods

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Fang, Various Shadowolves, Joey, Pter

Places: Aruseus' Room, Cheng Fang Wu's

Computer: SkyPod

Date: August 19th, 2008

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {singing} This email's not for anybody, this is purely for myself! There is no way I'm gonna give up till the very end.

{Aruseus clicks the email icon}

Hey Aruseus
Do you like Asian food?

ARUSEUS: {typing} Erm...who sent me this? I don't like emails from no one. It scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares me. Do I like Asian food? DO I LIKE ASIAN FOOD?! I love it. In fact, I love it so much, I forced Fang to open up a restaraunt!

{Cut to the restaraunt}

FANG: Welcome to Cheng Fang Wu's. How may I seat you?

ARUSEUS: One, please.

FANG: Oh! Aruseus! It's you! You are one of the few to get the "friend discount." You get 5% off of sashami!

ARUSEUS: Tanks! So...where do I sit?

FANG: Follow me.

{Fang leads Aruseus into a booth. Aruseus looks around to see multiple Fang-like people with different clothing, hairstyles, sizes, and ages at the tables eating}

ARUSEUS: Woah. There's like...so many Fangs here.

FANG: Sorry. I just had to invite all of my friends and their friends of the Shadowolf tribe to eat here and see my success! They've all heard of you and everyone else at our house.

ARUSEUS: Cool.

{A Shadowolf in a suit walks up to Aruseus. He has no extending fang and brown, spiked hair}

JOEY: Hello. My name is Joey and I'll be your waiter. What will you be having to drink?

ARUSEUS: Oh, just get me a Diet Coke.

JOEY: Right away. I'll give you time to look at the menu.

{Joey hands Aruseus a menu and leaves}

PTER: Aruseus? That you?

ARUSEUS: Pter? Hey! You're sitting behind me!

PTER: Yep! So...you get the friend discount?

ARUSEUS: Yes...

PTER: Hah! Pathetic. I got the best friend discount, meaning I get 20% off!

ARUSEUS: Swinebag.

PTER: Yeah, you should get the Swine Bag. It's delish.

ARUSEUS: Wait, WHAT?

PTER: It's a wrap filled with pork lo mein. It's really called the lo mein wrap on the menu, but people have called it the Swine Bag.

ARUSEUS: Wait, so they took a word coined by Good Deal Dan's friend Cody and used mostly by Dan himself and made it a food?

PTER: Yup.

ARUSEUS: That's just odd.

{Joey comes back with Aruseus' drink}

JOEY: Here's your Coke. What will you have to eat?

ARUSEUS: The Swine Bag, please.

JOEY: HEY! I am not a swinebag!

ARUSEUS: I mean the food.

JOEY: Oh...heh...right away.

{Joey leaves, The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• Aruseus breaks the fourth wall.