Aruseus Emails/aot

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Zippy, Lyle, Kyubii, Pter, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Foxx, RoboFoxx

Places: Computer Room, KOT Castle, Aruseus' Castle, Aruseus' Quarters, Tom's room {easter egg}

Computer: Intell 600

Date: March 20th, 2007 [edit] Transcript

ARUSEUS: These emails were made for checkin' and that's just what I will do! {types run_arumail.exe}

   subject: next kot?

   Dear Aruseus,
   What would everything be like if you were elected the next King of Town?
   From,
   DonutHead41

ARUSEUS: {typing} Next KOT, eh Donutman? {starts singing} Well...{normal}No. I won't get into a musical number. {clears screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, if I ruled Free Country USA...the castle...

{Cut to the KOT Castle}

ARUSEUS: {Voiceover} It wouldn't look so...goofy.

{The castle explodes}

ARUSEUS: {Voiceover} Instead, it would be this supercool domed castle.

{A metal castle with domed roofs appears}

ARUSEUS: {Voiceover} Oh! There would be these monorail cars all around the town!

{Monorail tracks come out of both sides of the castle, Cut to Aruseus' living quarters}

ARUSEUS: {Voiceover} And my room would be the same. Except with a fountain of root beer, a nice bed, and uh...all of the coolest guys would live here.

{as he names his dream room, the following items appear, along with Tom, Zippy, Lyle, Kyubii, Pter, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat}

FOXX: {Record scratch,Voiceover} Hey! What about me?

{Cut back to Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: What do you want?

FOXX: Include me as one of the cool guys!

ARUSEUS: Whatever. I'll find a use for you.

{Cut back to Aruseus' room}

ARUSEUS: {Voiceover} Foxx...he would be my...servant...

{Foxx appears holding a plate with several drinks on it}

ARUSEUS: {Voiceover} No, no, wait! a robot servant.

{Foxx is replaced by a robotic version of himself}

ROBOFOXX: {in a robotic voice} Here are your drinks, Master Aruseus.

EVERYBODY: Drinks!

{Everyone dives on top of RoboFoxx, a dust cloud is seen, as RoboFoxx's arm rolls out}

ROBOFOXX: Ouch.

FOXX: {Record scratch,Voiceover} That's it?

ARUSEUS: Well, I was stumped. Now run along, until I boot you out the window.

FOXX: Leaving! {rushes out}

ARUSEUS: Yeah, that's right. Just go run.

{The Paper} [edit] Easter Eggs

Click on Aruseus to see an extra scene.

{Cut to Tom's Room, Foxx is holding a piece of paper}

FOXX: Heheh...this is the perfect infiltration plan-

{Tom runs in}

TOM: What are you doing in my room!? [edit] Fun Facts

I do them when I feel like it.