Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, H44WP, Lyle Strong Bad, Sonic, Wolf O' Donnel, Lucario, Tom

Places: Computer Room, The Stick, Onett, TLA Living Room

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: February 16th, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Aruseus Crossing, Population: Email!

{Aruseus clicks the email icon}

Subject: Among Brawlers

Dear Aruseus,
If you could live for a day with three of your favorite Brawl Characters,
who would you choose?

Sakurai

ARUSEUS: {typing} My god, when am I going to get an email that's not from another freakin' Pokemon!? Well, Darkrai, I guess the only problem with this is...

{Aruseus turns to the window to see H44WP outside}

ARUSEUS: Lyle, get the shotgun.

LYLE: {offscreen} Oui! Meh!

ARUSEUS: {typing} We gotta keep the Homestar level up, or else...lawsuits.

{Cut to the Stick}

STRONG BAD: So I see you're going away.

ARUSEUS: Yep.

STRONG BAD: Well, who's going to take care of the house?

ARUSEUS: Eh, Tom'll get it.

STRONG BAD: Well, good luck. Don't get yourself killed.

{Cut to Onett, Aruseus walks up to a house.}

????: Fox, if that's you, you're dead.

{The door opens to reveal Wolf O' Donnel (Not to be confused with Wolf from email 13) with his Blaster pointed at Aruseus}

ARUSEUS: Oh shnaz...

WOLF: Oh...you're not Fox. Sonic! We have a guest!

SONIC: Really? Hey!

ARUSEUS: Name's Aruseus.

LUCARIO: Yo, man.

ARUSEUS: So...I'm sent here to live with you for the night...

WOLF: Actually, as CD-I Link would say, "It sure is boring around here."

SONIC: Yeah, how about we come with you for...a week.

ARUSEUS: Um...okay.

{Cut to the TLA Living Room, the doorbell rings}

TOM: Hey, Aruseus! And...who the crap are you guys?

ARUSEUS: Some Brawl characters want to live with us for a week.

WOLF: I'm housebroken.

TOM: Ok, fine. But no other Smashers. Only these three.

ARUSEUS: Kay! You guys are going to have so much fun.

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• I'll try not to break 1.6 with these guys around.