Aruseus Emails/adventure

Aruseus goes on an adventure.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy, Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K, Foxx

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn, TLA Living Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 2nd, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Here's an email, there's an email, and another little email.

subject: adventure!

Yo, Aruseus,
Have you ever had a crazy adventure?

- Zippy

ARUSEUS: {typing} Look, Zippy. I apperciate you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me? Ah well.{clears screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Adventures, eh, Zipmiester? Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...

{Cut to The Field, like it was in this is war}

STRONG BAD: Argh... what are you guys doing?

LYLE: (Fighting for our country!)

TOM: Go us!

ARUSEUS: Must... pee...

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: {typing} And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...

{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in future shock}

ARUSEUS: {walking onscreen} Hey, guys, how's it going?

ZIPPY: Oh, nothing out of the ordinary--my future self is here, and so is yours.

ARUSEUS: Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait-

{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}

ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: {typing} And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice? Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! {rushes out}

{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}

{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}

ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

ZIPPY K: Not if I could help it! {jumps and kicks, but misses}

ANTHRUSEUS: You are going down! {Punches Zippy K offscreen, "PLAYER 1 WINS" appears onscreen, zooms out to reveal Tom and Aruseus playing a video game, Lyle and Foxx are watching}

ARUSEUS: YES! I win again!

TOM: Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good.

ARUSEUS: I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?

FOXX: You are going down.

ARUSEUS: Ok! I'll set you up!

TOM: I'm outta here. {leaves}

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Wait five seconds for Foxx to say something.

FOXX: Hahaha! I win!

ARUSEUS: DANG!