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Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Evil Fang, Good Fang, Normal Fang

Places: Unknown Place, Computer Room, Realm of the Dead, The Field

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: June 10th, 2008

Transcript

{Cut to a dark unknown place}

????: My life...my soul...my friends...all gone. I...feel...strange...I...feel...good...I...thirst...for the soul...of...I...see...these images...I...wait...what's happening...? I...AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!

{Cut to the E-Mach}

ARUSEUS: {singing} So far awaaaaaaaay, we wait for the day...for the hard drive gets wasted for so long...maybe a virus, spam mail, or other worthless crap, through the fire and the flames we check email!

{Aruseus clicks the email icon}

Subject: none

Aruseus.
I need you.
I'm nothing without you down here.

ARUSEUS: Erm...I have no clue who you are and why you need me...are you some kind of stalker? Jeez, I hate those people.

{A groan is heard}

ARUSEUS: Oh snap. Is it the zombie uprising already?

{Tom walks in}

TOM: Aruseus? I think the toaster's-

{Tom pauses and his eyes turn red}

ARUSEUS: Tom, you okay?

TOM: {in a deeper voice} You are the one I need...I have suffered damnation...

ARUSEUS: Uh, why do you sound like...Oh no...it's you!

TOM: {jumps Aruseus} RAH!

ARUSEUS: ARGH!

{Screen fades black. Cut to an unknown place full of dark caves and cliffs. There's also some fire.}

ARUSEUS: Ugh...where am I?

????: Welcome, Aruseus.

ARUSEUS: Who are you? I can't see you.

????: Then maybe this will give you an idea.

{The mysterious person hands Aruseus an arm, not one of a human, but of some sort of animal. It has a strange barb on it}

????: It's mine.

ARUSEUS: It can't be...you are...

{Aruseus looks up to see Fang standing before him, but this is no ordinary Fang, instead he is slightly more red and with more spikes}

FANG?: It's been a while.

ARUSEUS: FANG!?

FANG?: Yes, it's me.

ARUSEUS: What are we doing here?

FANG?: This is the World of the Dead, for lack of a better title. You, Aruseus, are not dead. I've taken you here.

ARUSEUS: But...why?

FANG?: I died for a good cause, but I was cursed by Damocles to be sent here. I then came to the surface as a spirit to send my message through someone, so I used ALXX as a pawn. You, however, were too arrogant and ignorant to notice it was me.

ARUSEUS: But...why?

FANG?: Because you're an idiot.

ARUSEUS: {pause} But...why?

FANG?: Enough! This ends now. You shall die, and then I will use your body as a host to wreak havoc above the surface!

????: Guess again.

{Another Fang comes in, this time more of a white color and an 03 style halo}

SECOND FANG: I am the good side of Fang. The one that stands before me, Aruseus, is the evil side.

EVIL FANG: Argh...you again.

GOOD FANG: There is nothing you can do, evil one. If you wish to escape, unite with me.

EVIL FANG: Never!

GOOD FANG: Then you must be punished for your wrongdoing.

{Aruseus slams the two together and they become a bright light}

ARUSEUS: Skidoosh.

{A voice comes from the bright light}

????: Aruseus. Come.

ARUSEUS: Ok.

{Aruseus walks into the light and wakes up in The Field. The first thing he sees is Fang. The real Fang.}

FANG: You awake?

ARUSEUS: Fang! You're back!

FANG: Yes. And I'm glad to be back.

ARUSEUS: So...you still the same? Not too evil or too good?

FANG: Yep, 'cept I can do this now.

{Fang possesses Aruseus}

FANG: {from Aruseus} Yep. Seems I have some kind of ghostly power now.

ARUSEUS: {normal voice} I guess so!

{The Paper}