Aruseus Emails/110preview

{Cut to a cliffside, all of the Bluefox Productions characters are training for something. This involves Tom and Aruseus sparring, and the two later giving out, Pter about to shoot thunder at a target, but hitting a tree, causing it to fall on Fang, Zarel about to chop a cinderblock, but he manages to knock his arm off. Cut to TJ, who shakes his head in disgust.}

TJ: This will be longer than I thought...

RYAN: Are you sure we're ready for this?

{music starts}

TJ: Oh, you guys are far from ready. {sings}

Let's get down to business,
To defeat your foe...
I didn't ask for wimps,
(spoken) Come on you all, shape up!
You're the saddest bunch
I ever made,
But you can bet
Before we're through,
Yes, I will make men
out of you.

MEGAN: I don't know, that sounds really sexist.

ELYSSA: Yeah, you sound like girls can't fight!

TJ: Nope. I was just telling you that you're ALL WEAK.

Tranquil as a forest,
But on fire within...
Once you find your center,
you are sure to win.
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot,
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I will make men
out of you.

TOM: Do you even realize what we're up against?! {sighs, then sings} I'm never gonna catch my breath...

AUSTIN: Say good-bye to those who knew me...

ARUSEUS: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym.

JAY: This guy's got us scared to death!

JESS: Hope he doesn't see right through me...

PTER: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim...