Arena Battling: Part 2/Generic Mine/Goblin Caves 1/King's Cave

Area

You enter the King's Cave. A rather royally dressed Goblin sits in a make-shift throne. There are also several guards guarding each pillar as you pass by. They all look at you as if they haven't seen anybody new in days... which they haven't.

Chat

CHWOKA: >compliment throne

GOBLIN KING: Why thank you stranger. This throne made from finest wood we find, probably cave tree but that make no sense! Also, throne made with gold we stole from dwarves! You should had looked at their faces! Anyway, what be you?

CHWOKA: >cursed

GOBLIN KING: You are cursed? Ah, me see that you talk funny... or type funny more like! Sound like epic quest, correct? What bring you here to goblin kingdom?

CHWOKA: >linearity

GOBLIN KING: Ah! You get here because of generic plot, yes? I suppose you want to enter chamber to kill the big bad monster, right?

CHWOKA: >no

GOBLIN KING: Then why you here? State your reason.

RAIKU: I would like to fight the monster.

GOBLIN KING: {looks at Raiku} You? Fight it?! Do you not KNOW how STRONG this beast is?

RAIKU: I'm stronger. I'm faster. I'm smarter.