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And Other Things is a show. What do I mean by show? I mean a written script for a talk show. I know it sounds odd, but so do lots of other things. Ships, for instance. Ah, ships. Great, big, gargantuan things! Crashing through water molecules like they were not there! It inspires a certain thing in a man, like betting on horse races. It's my favorite pastime, you know. Baseball is America's pastime! Remember the steroid fiasco? That was terrible for Bonds - just like the stock market is today! I think that was a pretty funny joke, don't you? Nobody knows how to tell a good joke any more. It's a terrible thing, the dumbing-down of comedy. A terrible terrible thing. You know what else is terrible? Elephants are dying, all over the world. Which reminds me of a song, "Around the World" which says a lot while saying so little. It says that nobody in that band is a good lyricist! Poetry is an under-appreciated art form these days...

Episodes

  1. Let's Talk Theater - The quality of film is slipping. With special guest Skullbooger!
  2. Let's Talk Theatre - Nobody even cares about plays any more. With special guest Nyarlothotep, the Crawling!
  3. Christmas - The lost episode. We have been told it featured Samurai Pom Pom.
  4. Let's Talk Television - AND OTHER THINGS is being canceled! With special guest WHO CUT IT!

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Well, I suppose "special" isn't a real good term, as on our show, every guest is not special, which makes them not special. It reminds me of an interesting problem - what is the least special number? The logic exercise comes in when you realize that saying "this is the least special number" makes it special and thus it is not the least special number. Speciality is a subjective, thing though, for example, I don't think Miss America winners ever really deserve it. I never see them actually doing what they promise they do, which makes me think that they are liars and shouldn't have got the money in the first place. Of course, perhaps their charitable actions just aren't well advertised. Advertising! Now there's a business not to be in right here, right now. That's a pretty good song, no matter which band you are talking about but overall I am against it. Against what you ask? Why, the music companies of course!