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Zarel has no new emails to check. How's he going to do an episode? | Zarel has no new emails to check. How's he going to do an episode? | ||
| − | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Pter | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Pter, Strong Bad, The Cheat |
| − | '''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Pter's House, | + | '''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Pter's House, Marshmallow's L'est Stand, Strong Bad's Basement |
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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'''PTER:''' Not...really. I've never been in a situation like this! | '''PTER:''' Not...really. I've never been in a situation like this! | ||
| − | '''ZAREL:''' No? Aw, man. | + | '''ZAREL:''' No? Aw, man. Well, what do I do? |
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| + | '''PTER:''' You could do something productive. | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' But I'm bad at that! | ||
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| + | '''PTER:''' Go outside? | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' Outside scares me. | ||
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| + | '''PTER:''' ...do you always make lame excuses like this? | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' Yep! | ||
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| + | ''{Cue a smack sound, and we cut to Zarel in Marshmallow's L'est Stand with a shake at his side, his elbow on the table, and a dejected look.}'' | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' Come on you guys, don't you have any capers planned that I could be a part of? | ||
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| + | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{A noise sounding like "Nuh-uh"}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, man. The Cheat and I have been caper free for a week, and we're not going to let that slip! | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' Okay, who are you and what have you done with Strong Bad? I thought you guys loved capers! | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, we do. It's just that we're being caper free until the other people stop being boring-free. I mean, start being boring-free. | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' So you're bored too, huh? | ||
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| + | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sighs}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah...It's been a long time since something cool happened. I'm going through an email drought too! People stopped sending me emails! Or rather, people stopped sending me good ones! | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' Same here... | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' And Little Cheaty's netty-wetty broke, so he can't upload any of his cartoons! | ||
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| + | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{starts to cry softly}'' | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' Oh... | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' And I'm wearing women's underwear! | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' I see...wait what?! | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Did I just seriously say that? Woah. This boredom might be stronger than I thought. There's only one solution. | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' Are you thinking what I'm thinking? | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD AND ZAREL:''' VIDEO GAMES! | ||
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| + | ''{The Show's victory tune plays and it cuts to Strong Bad's Basement, where the two are playing a game. The music from "Mike Tyson's Punch Out" can be heard, despite it apparently being a shooter or flying game.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Make sure you watch out for the air carriers! | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' Got it! | ||
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| + | ''{An explosion can be heard coming from the game}'' | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL AND STRONG BAD:''' Wooooohooooo! | ||
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| + | ''{Silence}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm bored now. | ||
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| + | '''ZAREL:''' ''{dramatically}'' Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! | ||
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| + | ''{The Paper}'' | ||
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| + | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
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| + | *Click on Strong Bad's diamond for an extra scene. | ||
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| + | ===Transcript=== | ||
| + | ''{Cut to Pter's Room, he's at a desk with his old laptop}'' | ||
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| + | '''PTER:''' ''{types in ptermail.exe, singing}'' And I pretend that it's made of money... | ||
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| + | ''{The Computer explodes when he hits Enter, Pter goes flying offscreen, screaming}'' | ||
Revision as of 23:14, 5 May 2012
Zarel E-Mail #29
Zarel has no new emails to check. How's he going to do an episode?
Cast (in order of appearance): Zarel, Pter, Strong Bad, The Cheat
Places: The Roomy-Vac, Pter's House, Marshmallow's L'est Stand, Strong Bad's Basement
Transcript
ZAREL: Here comes a new email!
----You have 0 new messages.
ZAREL: Or...not? What's going on here? Adoring fans? Anyone? So I seriously have no email to check? Nothing for the future? How am I supposed to do an episode? Wait, I know just the man to go to! Someone who's had a long running email show for quite some time! I'm going to...
{Cut to Pter's House}
ZAREL: Pter!
PTER: Zarel? What are you doing here?
ZAREL: Well, I don't have an email to check, so I was hoping you'd know what to do in a situation like this!
PTER: And why did you come to me?
ZAREL: You had an email show once, right?
PTER: A...brief one.
ZAREL: So you'd know what to do!
PTER: Not...really. I've never been in a situation like this!
ZAREL: No? Aw, man. Well, what do I do?
PTER: You could do something productive.
ZAREL: But I'm bad at that!
PTER: Go outside?
ZAREL: Outside scares me.
PTER: ...do you always make lame excuses like this?
ZAREL: Yep!
{Cue a smack sound, and we cut to Zarel in Marshmallow's L'est Stand with a shake at his side, his elbow on the table, and a dejected look.}
ZAREL: Come on you guys, don't you have any capers planned that I could be a part of?
THE CHEAT: {A noise sounding like "Nuh-uh"}
STRONG BAD: I dunno, man. The Cheat and I have been caper free for a week, and we're not going to let that slip!
ZAREL: Okay, who are you and what have you done with Strong Bad? I thought you guys loved capers!
STRONG BAD: Oh, we do. It's just that we're being caper free until the other people stop being boring-free. I mean, start being boring-free.
ZAREL: So you're bored too, huh?
THE CHEAT: {sighs}
STRONG BAD: Yeah...It's been a long time since something cool happened. I'm going through an email drought too! People stopped sending me emails! Or rather, people stopped sending me good ones!
ZAREL: Same here...
STRONG BAD: And Little Cheaty's netty-wetty broke, so he can't upload any of his cartoons!
THE CHEAT: {starts to cry softly}
ZAREL: Oh...
STRONG BAD: And I'm wearing women's underwear!
ZAREL: I see...wait what?!
STRONG BAD: Did I just seriously say that? Woah. This boredom might be stronger than I thought. There's only one solution.
ZAREL: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
STRONG BAD AND ZAREL: VIDEO GAMES!
{The Show's victory tune plays and it cuts to Strong Bad's Basement, where the two are playing a game. The music from "Mike Tyson's Punch Out" can be heard, despite it apparently being a shooter or flying game.}
STRONG BAD: Make sure you watch out for the air carriers!
ZAREL: Got it!
{An explosion can be heard coming from the game}
ZAREL AND STRONG BAD: Wooooohooooo!
{Silence}
STRONG BAD: I'm bored now.
ZAREL: {dramatically} Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Strong Bad's diamond for an extra scene.
Transcript
{Cut to Pter's Room, he's at a desk with his old laptop}
PTER: {types in ptermail.exe, singing} And I pretend that it's made of money...
{The Computer explodes when he hits Enter, Pter goes flying offscreen, screaming}
