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''{open on Remolay and Remadin in their apartment with beards}''
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'''REMADIN:''' Man, how long has it been since we went outside?
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'''REMOLAY:''' About five minutes. You know, when we decided to buy these fake beards?
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'''REMADIN:''' Oh yeah. This was a horrible idea. ''{rips off beard with a tearing sound effect, Remadin cringes in pain}'' GYAAAAAH! What the heck just happened!
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''{Remolay tries to pull off his beard, it stays on his face}''
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'''REMOLAY:''' What the hell? It's rooted itself in here!
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''{Remadins fake beard grows back in full}''
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'''REMADIN:''' These were just supposed to be a throw away gag! Now what?
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''{I Am The Doctor plays at incredibly fast speed while rapid clips of Full House are shown. Cut back to the two}''
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'''REMADIN:''' This is not a good time, theme music! Can't you see we're in a crisis!
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'''REMOLAY:''' Yeah, the author can't stop using exclamation points!
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''{Tri barges into the room}''
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'''TRI:''' Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist?
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'''REMADIN:''' You're too early! Come back later!
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'''TRI:''' Fine! ''{Tri walks out, sad}'' There's no need to yell...
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'''REMOLAY:''' Wait a minute... That gives me an idea! ''{unsheathes his sword}''
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'''REMADIN:''' NO! Wait a second! I have a better idea.
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''{Remadin goes to the phone and dials the operator}''
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'''REMADIN:''' Operator, get me a beard abnormality specialist.
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''{Tri immediately barges into the room}''
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'''TRI:''' Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist?
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'''REMOLAY:''' What took you so long?
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'''TRI:''' I was stuck in traffic. What seems to be the problem
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'''REMADIN:'' We...
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'''TRI:''' Fake beards stuck to your faces, eh? I can fix that.
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''{Tri stands there for a good thirty seconds}''
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'''REMADIN:''' Um... Will you fix it?
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'''TRI:''' Yep!
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''{Tri stands there for another 15 seconds}''
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'''REMOLAY:''' Fix it now or I dismember you and not in the traditional sense?
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''{Tri jumps back}''
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'''TRI:''' Okay, I'll do it now! All I have to do is
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''{cut to a black screen with text that says "Lazy writing" and cut back to them with Tri now having a beard as well.}''
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'''TRI:''' Well...
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'''REMADIN:''' Now what?
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''{The OP to Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger plays at rapid speed, a gunshot is heard and the screen cuts to black}''

Revision as of 21:45, 4 October 2011

An update!

Transcript

{open on Remolay and Remadin in their apartment with beards}

REMADIN: Man, how long has it been since we went outside?

REMOLAY: About five minutes. You know, when we decided to buy these fake beards?

REMADIN: Oh yeah. This was a horrible idea. {rips off beard with a tearing sound effect, Remadin cringes in pain} GYAAAAAH! What the heck just happened!

{Remolay tries to pull off his beard, it stays on his face}

REMOLAY: What the hell? It's rooted itself in here!

{Remadins fake beard grows back in full}

REMADIN: These were just supposed to be a throw away gag! Now what?

{I Am The Doctor plays at incredibly fast speed while rapid clips of Full House are shown. Cut back to the two}

REMADIN: This is not a good time, theme music! Can't you see we're in a crisis!

REMOLAY: Yeah, the author can't stop using exclamation points!

{Tri barges into the room}

TRI: Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist?

REMADIN: You're too early! Come back later!

TRI: Fine! {Tri walks out, sad} There's no need to yell...

REMOLAY: Wait a minute... That gives me an idea! {unsheathes his sword}

REMADIN: NO! Wait a second! I have a better idea.

{Remadin goes to the phone and dials the operator}

REMADIN: Operator, get me a beard abnormality specialist.

{Tri immediately barges into the room}

TRI: Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist?

REMOLAY: What took you so long?

TRI: I was stuck in traffic. What seems to be the problem

'REMADIN: We...

TRI: Fake beards stuck to your faces, eh? I can fix that.

{Tri stands there for a good thirty seconds}

REMADIN: Um... Will you fix it?

TRI: Yep!

{Tri stands there for another 15 seconds}

REMOLAY: Fix it now or I dismember you and not in the traditional sense?

{Tri jumps back}

TRI: Okay, I'll do it now! All I have to do is

{cut to a black screen with text that says "Lazy writing" and cut back to them with Tri now having a beard as well.}

TRI: Well...

REMADIN: Now what?

{The OP to Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger plays at rapid speed, a gunshot is heard and the screen cuts to black}

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