The RemolayRemadin Projects/Avatars

You turned of David Letterman, now you must DIE!

Transcript

{open on Remolay alone in a dark forest alone}

REMOLAY: Yeah, this isn't anywhere near where we set up camp, and I was literally just in the tent. Let's get this over with Eyeless!

{Remolay pulls out both sword as a strange unnatural noise plays in the background.}

REMOLAY:' Well that's mildly annoying. Get on with it already!

{A rustling is heard behind Remolay, he turns around and point his swords at Elipses and Tri coming out of a bush}

REMOLAY: Prove you aren't the avatar of the eyeless!

TRI: There's two of us

REMOLAY: That proves nothing!

ELIPSES: He has a point, brother. If three of us are here, it's very probable that there are three avatars.

REMADIN: Better make that four.

{Remadin comes out of the shadows, joining the other three}

TRI: Well shit

{Remolay points a scimitar at Remadin}

REMOLAY: Prove you're actually my brother!

REMADIN: The eyeless isn't a shapeshifter, Remolay! Jesus christ you're being paranoid/

REMOLAY: That proves nothing!

REMADIN: Will you shut the fuck up and just listen for him. It'll be obvious once you hear him.

{Everyone keeps quiet and listens, Remolay keeps his gaurd up, Tri and Elipses ready their Bow and Gun, Remadin Puts his head in his hands}

AVATARS: {In the background, singing} Floating along, floating floating along.

REMADIN: They're probably immortal you idiots!

{The singing stops and rustling is hear, soon the four are surrounded by four avatars of Sombaf}

AVATARS: Hi, how's it going. We have to kill you, but no hard feelings, okay? Still friends?

TRI: Retreat!

REMOLAY: Fucking WHERE!

ELIPSES: God dammit, Let me take care of this!

{Elipses points the gun at his avatar's head, pulls the trigger, and nothing happens}

ELIPSES: Okay, I know I loaded this baby before we went to bed

TRI: Which means my quiver is probably empty too... Although we do have sword training...

REMOLAY: Touch them and die.

AVATARS: You're going to do that anyway, so... goodbye.

{Remolay thrusts his scimitar into his avatar's head. The avatar survives. Remolay Slashes the arms of the avatar so that it can no longer attack, stabs it in the heart, and cuts the head off. The floating torso continues to advance towards him. Remolay cuts the torso in half to finally kill the avatar.}

REMOLAY: Okay, now we can retreat.

{Remolay turns to see the others being throttled and generally smacked around by the remaining avatars}

REMOLAY: Or we can't and I have to be one of those fucking hero things... Seriously you guys suck ass.

TBC IN A BIT