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(IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: DOESN'T) SUGGEST IT HERE)
(Lemon are you even aware what "Russian" means what kind of depraved sex act are you trying to make me solicit)
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Since you're tired you don't have to talk to me after school, you can sleep, heh. Speaking of, I like your new layout. And that picture you have is pretty good too, "Gravity is not responsible for falling in love." But you know what it is responsible for, right? ''My jaw dropping every time I see your face.''<br>
 
Since you're tired you don't have to talk to me after school, you can sleep, heh. Speaking of, I like your new layout. And that picture you have is pretty good too, "Gravity is not responsible for falling in love." But you know what it is responsible for, right? ''My jaw dropping every time I see your face.''<br>
  
 
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Oh yeah, thanks for the comment. "We should go shopping" I agree! Let's go to the mall. I heard Santa is in town, and I can show him ''what he should bring me.''<br>
  
 
==IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: ''DOESN'T'') SUGGEST IT HERE==
 
==IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: ''DOESN'T'') SUGGEST IT HERE==
 
*I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together.
 
*I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together.
 
*I hope you know CPR because my herat just skipped a beat.
 
*I hope you know CPR because my herat just skipped a beat.
*You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
 
*Hi, I'm foreign. I've got "Russian" hands and "Roman" fingers.
 

Revision as of 15:27, 27 March 2009

I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.

THE TESTS

Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.

Since you're tired you don't have to talk to me after school, you can sleep, heh. Speaking of, I like your new layout. And that picture you have is pretty good too, "Gravity is not responsible for falling in love." But you know what it is responsible for, right? My jaw dropping every time I see your face.

Oh yeah, thanks for the comment. "We should go shopping" I agree! Let's go to the mall. I heard Santa is in town, and I can show him what he should bring me.

IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: DOESN'T) SUGGEST IT HERE

  • I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together.
  • I hope you know CPR because my herat just skipped a beat.