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Man Wales sure is a shitty country
NOXIGAR: Didn't Lex used to live in Wales?
Transcript
{Open to the two}
HENRY: So, Quint, what are your thoughts on paint?
QUINT: Paint has a lot of bad habits, but only ones that help him survive. Be a survivor, don't smoke.
HENRY: I couldn't agree more. Hell, let's ring up paint now.
{Henry pulls out a phone and dials a number. After a brief ringing, someone picks up the phone}
PAINT: {Over the phone} FHJDHGFDJSGHJDSGFJ, KSJFDJFHDSJFHDF!!!!!!!!!
QUINT: Hey Paint, I was just curious on your thoughts on the news that Catherine Tate will be playing Jim Carrey in their new biopic?
PAINT: JHFDJHFUISUDISUDF. JSDFHDJFHFHFHASD? AHSFJDHFDJHAKJIASFJ.
QUINT: Ahahaha, classic Paint. Keep your taint dry. See you!!
{Quint puts down the phone}
HENRY: steven moffat sucks
NOXIGAR: Yes, yes he does.
and respect the gays
NOXIGAR: Was Paint your Token Gay character that you used only to leave this Author Tract behind?
{End}
NOXIGAR: I guess my hatred of Orson Scott Card is finally justifiable as more than him being a pathetically bad sci fi writer.