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'''QUINT:''' Paint has a lot of bad habits, but only ones that help him survive. Be a survivor, don't smoke. | '''QUINT:''' Paint has a lot of bad habits, but only ones that help him survive. Be a survivor, don't smoke. | ||
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'''HENRY:''' I couldn't agree more. Hell, let's ring up paint now. | '''HENRY:''' I couldn't agree more. Hell, let's ring up paint now. | ||
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'''PAINT:''' ''{Over the phone}'' FHJDHGFDJSGHJDSGFJ, KSJFDJFHDSJFHDF!!!!!!!!! | '''PAINT:''' ''{Over the phone}'' FHJDHGFDJSGHJDSGFJ, KSJFDJFHDSJFHDF!!!!!!!!! | ||
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'''QUINT:''' Hey Paint, I was just curious on your thoughts on the news that Catherine Tate will be playing Jim Carrey in their new biopic? | '''QUINT:''' Hey Paint, I was just curious on your thoughts on the news that Catherine Tate will be playing Jim Carrey in their new biopic? | ||
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'''PAINT:''' JHFDJHFUISUDISUDF. JSDFHDJFHFHFHASD? AHSFJDHFDJHAKJIASFJ. | '''PAINT:''' JHFDJHFUISUDISUDF. JSDFHDJFHFHFHASD? AHSFJDHFDJHAKJIASFJ. | ||
| − | '''QUINT:''' Ahahaha, classic Paint. Keep your taint dry. See you!! | + | '''QUINT:''' Ahahaha, classic Paint. Keep your taint dry. |
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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' That's a saying I never heard before and never want to hear again.</blockquote> | ||
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''{Quint puts down the phone}'' | ''{Quint puts down the phone}'' | ||
Latest revision as of 16:49, 15 November 2013
Man Wales sure is a shitty country
NOXIGAR: Didn't Lex used to live in Wales?
Transcript
{Open to the two}
HENRY: So, Quint, what are your thoughts on paint?
QUINT: Paint has a lot of bad habits, but only ones that help him survive. Be a survivor, don't smoke.
NOXIGAR: Paint has bad habits? I wonder if he's just super weird??
HENRY: I couldn't agree more. Hell, let's ring up paint now.
{Henry pulls out a phone and dials a number. After a brief ringing, someone picks up the phone}
PAINT: {Over the phone} FHJDHGFDJSGHJDSGFJ, KSJFDJFHDSJFHDF!!!!!!!!!
NOXIGAR: Makes me wish I knew what Paint was saying. A translation would be nice.
QUINT: Hey Paint, I was just curious on your thoughts on the news that Catherine Tate will be playing Jim Carrey in their new biopic?
PAINT: JHFDJHFUISUDISUDF. JSDFHDJFHFHFHASD? AHSFJDHFDJHAKJIASFJ.
QUINT: Ahahaha, classic Paint. Keep your taint dry.
NOXIGAR: That's a saying I never heard before and never want to hear again.
See you!!
{Quint puts down the phone}
HENRY: steven moffat sucks
NOXIGAR: Yes, yes he does.
and respect the gays
NOXIGAR: Was Paint your Token Gay character that you used only to leave this Author Tract behind?
{End}
NOXIGAR: I guess my hatred of Orson Scott Card is finally justifiable as more than him being a pathetically bad sci fi writer.
