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bluebry is taking the metro again

he is drinking

its okay the cops do not care

COP: if you are white i will let it slide

all of a sudden a fat woman enters the train with fake cat ears and a fake cat tail. she is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. you dont think shes from here because most people dress fashionably

{bluebry is thinking that he hates this person}

she bumps into him

WEIRD ASS CAT LADY: meow, sorry

BLUEBRY'S THOUGHTS: oh godddddddddddddddddddd

there is a homeless man sniffing paint but bluebry cannot stand this woman

she begins to lick her hand

BLUEBRY: excuse me

BLUEBRY: excuse me mam that is disgusting

she hisses at him

SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME

SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME

SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME

SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME

bluebry gets off and waits for the next one

there is a difference between having a fetish and being weird