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Difference between revisions of "RiffText/TheBluebryShow/7"
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''bluebry is taking the metro again'' | ''bluebry is taking the metro again'' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Cool.</blockquote> | ||
''he is drinking'' | ''he is drinking'' | ||
''its okay the cops do not care'' | ''its okay the cops do not care'' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Just because they don't know doesn't mean they don't care.</blockquote> | ||
'''COP:''' if you are white i will let it slide | '''COP:''' if you are white i will let it slide | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU<br/> | ||
| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' Nah, this writer just needs to take LESSONS in WRITING WELL so THIS SHIT IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE AS A JOKE<br/> | ||
| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' On no comedy show whatsoever is this considered funny.</blockquote> | ||
''all of a sudden a fat woman enters the train with fake cat ears and a fake cat tail. she is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. you dont think shes from here because most people dress fashionably'' | ''all of a sudden a fat woman enters the train with fake cat ears and a fake cat tail. she is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. you dont think shes from here because most people dress fashionably'' | ||
| + | <blockquote>''Suddenly the usage of 2nd person makes the writer look completely arrogant and commanding. Not like Noxigar could detect that as a joke, right?'' '''RIGHT?'''</blockquote> | ||
''{bluebry is thinking that he hates this person}'' | ''{bluebry is thinking that he hates this person}'' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Probably due to a few prejudices</blockquote> | ||
''she bumps into him'' | ''she bumps into him'' | ||
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'''BLUEBRY'S THOUGHTS:''' oh godddddddddddddddddddd | '''BLUEBRY'S THOUGHTS:''' oh godddddddddddddddddddd | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wait, Bluebry's thoughts can have dialogue? How ''priveleged''</blockquote> | ||
''there is a homeless man sniffing paint but bluebry cannot stand this woman'' | ''there is a homeless man sniffing paint but bluebry cannot stand this woman'' | ||
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'''BLUEBRY:''' excuse me | '''BLUEBRY:''' excuse me | ||
| − | '''BLUEBRY:''' excuse me mam that is disgusting | + | '''BLUEBRY:''' excuse me mam |
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''ma'am'' or ''madam''.</blockquote> | ||
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| + | that is disgusting | ||
''she hisses at him'' | ''she hisses at him'' | ||
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'''SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME''' | '''SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME''' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW</blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''bluebry gets off'' | ||
| + | <blockquote>''{Noxigar vomits}''</blockquote> | ||
| − | '' | + | ''and waits for the next one'' |
'''there is a difference between having a fetish and being weird''' | '''there is a difference between having a fetish and being weird''' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' What is said difference, might I ask so politely?</blockquote> | ||
Latest revision as of 05:21, 13 November 2011
bluebry is taking the metro again
NOXIGAR: Cool.
he is drinking
its okay the cops do not care
NOXIGAR: Just because they don't know doesn't mean they don't care.
COP: if you are white i will let it slide
NOXIGAR: YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU
NOXIGAR: Nah, this writer just needs to take LESSONS in WRITING WELL so THIS SHIT IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE AS A JOKE
NOXIGAR: On no comedy show whatsoever is this considered funny.
all of a sudden a fat woman enters the train with fake cat ears and a fake cat tail. she is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. you dont think shes from here because most people dress fashionably
Suddenly the usage of 2nd person makes the writer look completely arrogant and commanding. Not like Noxigar could detect that as a joke, right? RIGHT?
{bluebry is thinking that he hates this person}
NOXIGAR: Probably due to a few prejudices
she bumps into him
WEIRD ASS CAT LADY: meow, sorry
BLUEBRY'S THOUGHTS: oh godddddddddddddddddddd
NOXIGAR: Wait, Bluebry's thoughts can have dialogue? How priveleged
there is a homeless man sniffing paint but bluebry cannot stand this woman
she begins to lick her hand
BLUEBRY: excuse me
BLUEBRY: excuse me mam
NOXIGAR: ma'am or madam.
that is disgusting
she hisses at him
SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME
SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME
SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME
SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME
NOXIGAR: ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW
bluebry gets off
{Noxigar vomits}
and waits for the next one
there is a difference between having a fetish and being weird
NOXIGAR: What is said difference, might I ask so politely?
