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ATTENTION

DAMMIT RAIKU, IT'S INTENTIONAL. IT'S ALWAYS INTENTIONAL.

LIGHTNING GUY: Yelling at a noob. This is off to a great start.
NINJADUCK: RAIKU DO NOT BE A NUBBIE

Part 1: Murder Of Bell

Prologue

{cut to a black screen. The words "Each Planet has a Cataclysm" appears in gold letters}

NARRATOR: Each planet had, is having, or will have a cataclysm.

{the words are replaced by "Time is Up"}

NARRATOR: Earth has evaded the inevitable destruction for an unreasonable amount of time. But it shall now occur.

{the words are replaced by "One Person"}

NARRATOR: The evading of Earth's cataclysm is because of one person.

{the words fade away. Im a bell appears}

IM A BELL: What?

LIGHTNING GUY: Where's the person? All I see is some weirdo with a bell for a head.

{Im a bell is replaced by the words "When Im a bell has Gone"}

NARRATOR: But... When he has gone...

{the words are replaced by "It Shall Arise"}

NARRATOR: The Cataclysm shall arise.

{cut to Homestar's house. The grass around it is completely burnt. The house is inflamed}

IM A BELL:{voice} Wait, I caused all this?

NARRATOR: Kinda.

{fade to black}

LIGHTNING GUY: That was the second or third worst prologue I've ever seen.

Chapters

• Chapter 1: The Battel of Doom

LIGHTNING GUY: You enjoy mispelling "battle", don't you? It's like some twisted running gag for him.

• Chapter 2: The Underworld
• Chapter 3: Attack of The Vandals
• Chapter 4: Surrender

Part 2: Sacrifice Of Bell

Prologue

{Cut to a black background. The words "He Has Resurfaced" appear in gol-you know what happens}

LIGHTNING GUY: In my country, not writing out an entire sentence is a sign of laziness.

NARRATOR: An old enemy has resurfaced.

{text changes to "Unstoppable?"}

NARRATOR: Now he is seemingly unstoppable.

{text changes to "Only Him"}

NARRATOR: Only one man can stop him.

{the text fades away. Im a bell appears}

IM A BELL: Huh? Am I going to die again?

NARRATOR: Well, this IS The Death of Bell!

IM A BELL: Crap. Why in GOD'S NAME do you keep making me DIE?

NINJADUCK: Because it's hilarious.

NARRATOR: Quiet you.

{fade to black}

Chapters

• Chapter 1: Resurfacing
• Chapter 2: Sacrifice
• Epilogue 1: Unholiness
• Epilogue 2: Heavenly