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| − | <center>'''[[Chwoka]]''', '''[[User:Skullbuggy|Skub]]''', '''[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]]''', '''[[User:NachoMan|NachoMan]]''' hate your stuff. They're big bullies (especially Skub) who hate you and love being mean on the internet.
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| − | <big><big>MYSTERY FANSTUFF THEATER 3000</big></big><br/><sub>Apologies in advance, you baby.<br/><br/>You big baby.</sub></center>
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Implying the apology is legitimate. Implying this intro is anywhere close to legitimate.</blockquote>
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| − | == EPISODES ==
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| − | === Season 1 (Doctor Brainfreeze makes a damn fine slushie.) ===
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| − | # '''[[/Bell Quest|Bell Quest]]''' — SPOOK CLIFF
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| − | # '''[[/Raiku Email|Raiku Email]]''' — I know when I see a baby, the first thing I do is interrogate it.
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| − | # '''[[/Records of Bell|Records of Bell]]''' — Bell was a self-important author surrogate who's convinced he's the best writer who ever lived, Bling was a retard cat-monster that would probably eat its own foot given enough time and condiments, Tracy's an Anglophile who still thinks the fedora-trench coat combo looks good on any living human being, Sarah's just another Bell but with enough bosom to strangle somebody if they happened to fall in, Don Skull's an obnoxious prick, Daigo's got a robot nutbag and that's unsettling by itself, these two new idiots are from a Jethro Tull song for Christ's sake, Skully B.'s a handsome man with a surprising amount of vomit in his system... oh, speaking of which. ''{dry heave}'' Nope, I'm out. Oh, but let me go on. The author has wasted our time with this abortion of a "comedy" series which has about as much comedy as a morgue has healthy individuals, completely one-dimensional characters with absolutely nothing mitigating their existence and no merit to their personalities whatsoever, the absolute worst setting you can have for any work of fiction, plots that are nonexistant—and on the very rare occasion that they do have a plot, it's just another goddamn fight scene... and have I mentioned the humor? It's the comedy equivalent of a miscarriage; something so awful and tragic that you never want to speak of it again—it's the kind of humor that even 4chan would never laugh at, the kind of jokes that wouldn't cut it in the darkest of comedies, slapstick that barely even qualifies as such; genital mutilation, kicking, punching, none of this is funny! This fiction is the text equivalent of the Holocaust; it's awful, it's disastrous, it's a tragedy, it's a crime against humanity... Bell deserves to have his computer, his paper... anything that he can transcribe ANY sort of writing or art on to, it needs to be destroyed at this very instant. I never want to see his writing again. Until he actually pays attention in English class and doesn't draw huge tits all over everything, I want him never to approach a keyboard again in his life. I never want to see him pick up a pencil... I don't even want him to think about writing.
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Too long; didn't give a shit. Honestly, this paragraph was not only uncalled for, but unfeasibly stupid. A witty one-liner would've at least been cool. If you wanted to make a rant on why you hated something, there's always the separate fanstuff page to do that in.</blockquote>
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| − | === Season 2 (Once More, With NachoMan!) ===
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| − | # '''[[/Zarel Emails|Zarel Emails]]''' — YOU IN THE DRINK
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' GET IN MY MOUTH.</blockquote>
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| − | # [[/X Is The New Y|X Is The New Y]] — this got gritty ''fast''
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| − | # [[/1-Up Emails|Some Early 1-Up Emails]] ''definitely''
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| − | # Samtheman hasn't edited since November of 2008 so we assume [[/Samtheman.egg|Samtheman.egg]] is public domain now.
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| − | # [[/Pokemon: Strong Bad Version|Pokemon: Strong Bad Version]] — It's a lot like Kingdom Hearts,
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Except it's actually worth finishing the sentence for, and incomplete because I stopped caring about the Pokemon series as a whole.</blockquote>
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| − | === Season 3 (The Gritty Reboot) ===
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| − | # '''[[/You Don'T Know What It Is Like|You Don'T Know What It Is Like]]''' / [[/Spirit|Spirit]]
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You ''really'' don't know what it's like.</blockquote>
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| − | # ''[[/Wikihood|Wikihood]]'' —
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{mockingly}'' "Oh man, guys. Let's pick on a publicly-owned entity, because that's '''always''' cool for our superiority complexes."</blockquote>
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| − | === Lost Episodes ===
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| − | '''DON'T READ THESE OKAY GUYS'''
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| − | # '''[[/Absurd Originality|Absurd Originality]]'''
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Dead fanstuff is dead. The episode is '''permanently''' lost, meaning I don't have to riff it. Ha!</blockquote>
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| − | # [[/KPSRTV|KPSRTV]]
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| − | # [[/Green Grass and High Tides Forever|Green Grass and High Tides Forever]]
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I actually liked Green Grass. High Tides Forever, not so much.</blockquote>
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| − | == OTHER ==
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| − | * Before you ask any questions please resort to the '''[[/faq|FAQ]]''' thanks
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| − | * '''[[/who|Who]]'''... who is it? Who... who is it? Who... who is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
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| − | * when bluebry goes to strip clubs (which is very often we can assure you) he likes to look at the '''[[/poll|poll]]''' dancers
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Unfunny pun is unfunny. Blatant lie is blatant.</blockquote>
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| − | <small><small><small>CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW</small></small></small>
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| − | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The feds must've missed that part.</blockquote>
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