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+ | The intro is to the tune of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpwMyTOleEc&fmt=18 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance by Frank Zappa]. | ||
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+ | ! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals | ||
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+ | |There will come a time when everybody who is lonely will be || Fade from black to Im a bell sitting on a sand dune, thinking. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |free || The sand dune explodes. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |to sing and dance and love. || The dust clears to show Tracy standing on top of Bell. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |There will come a time when every || Cut to Bell running along a road. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |evil || Cut to a disturbingly detailed close-up of Bell's face. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |that we know will be an || Cut to MB sitting on a park bench with an old, beige blanket wrapped around him. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |evil || Cut back to the close-up of Bell's face. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |that we can rise above! || Cut back to MB. Bell runs in and punches MB in the face. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Who cares if hair is long || Cut to Tracy wearing shades and driving a convertible. A tanker truck is heading towards him. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |or short or || Cut to MB with a {{I}} face. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |sprayed or partly grayed? || Cut to Sarah attacking someone with her pocket knife. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |We know || Cut to Bell standing alone in a room. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |that hair ain't where it's at. || Bell removes his hat, revealing his chao-ball/head-testicle/whatever the hell that thing is. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |There will come a time when you won't || Cut to a chibi Tracy trying to grab a Haruhi figma that is on a shelf just beyond his reach. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |even be ashamed if you are fat! || Bell walks in, grabs the figma, and walks off. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |WAH WAH-WAH WAH || Chibi Tracy starts crying. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Lalalalalalalalalala<br/>Lalalala<br/>Lalala...<br/>LALALALALALA || Cut to a door opening, revealing Bell, Sarah, and MB caroling on a snowy winter night. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |A-AH-A-a-A || Tracy leans in playing the trumpet, to everyone's dismay. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Lalalalalalalalalala<br/>Lalalala<br/>Lalala...<br/>LALALALALALA || Tracy leaves, and the three continue singing. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Oo-WEE-ooh || Tracy leans in again, now singing into a microphone. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!<br/>Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!<br/>Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!<br/>Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!<br/> || Bell and Tracy starts singing angrily at eachother. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Nananananananananana<br/>Nanalala<br/>Lalala...<br/>LALALALALALA || The cast all start singing together. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |WAH WAH-WAH WAH || The door slams shut. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |There will come a time when || Cut to a large party. There is a large crowd dancing. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |everybody who is lonely || Cut to the stage. Tracy is singing with a band consisting of Chaos on drums, Gilligan on guitar, and Ryan Bluefox on bass. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |will be free || cut to MB drinking at the bar. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |to sing and dance and love! || Cut to Bell and Sarah partner dancing. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |(Dance and love!) || Bell and Sarah start making out. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |There will come a || Everybody stops dancing. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |time when every || The band stops playing. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |evil that we know will be an || Everybody continues dancing. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |evil that we can rise above! || The band continues playing. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |(Rise above!) || Cut back to the bar. MB finishes drinking a martini, stands up, and walks off with martini glass in hand. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford || Cut to SkullB, looking in throw a window, angrily. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |to buy a pair of Mod A Go-Go stretch-elastic pants? || Cut to Bell and Sarah, still making out. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |There will come a time when you can even || Pan out to show Tracy staring at the camera, stunned. Bell and Sarah look at the camera at "when". At "you", they also become stunned. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |take your clothes off when you dance! || Cut to MB dancing -badly, I might add-, whilst naked and holding his martini glass. Fortunately, all of his privates are being obscured by the back of Bell's head. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[After the song ends] || Cut to a tree within a renaissance village. There is a noose hanging from it. It is nighttime and is raining. The words "Records Of Bell" appear in front of the scene. Fade to black after ten seconds. | ||
+ | |} | ||
== Past Opening Themes == | == Past Opening Themes == | ||
*[[/1-603|Opening From 101-603: Only Solitaire]] | *[[/1-603|Opening From 101-603: Only Solitaire]] |
Latest revision as of 20:46, 24 April 2009
The intro is to the tune of Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance by Frank Zappa.
Lyrics | Visuals |
---|---|
There will come a time when everybody who is lonely will be | Fade from black to Im a bell sitting on a sand dune, thinking. |
free | The sand dune explodes. |
to sing and dance and love. | The dust clears to show Tracy standing on top of Bell. |
There will come a time when every | Cut to Bell running along a road. |
evil | Cut to a disturbingly detailed close-up of Bell's face. |
that we know will be an | Cut to MB sitting on a park bench with an old, beige blanket wrapped around him. |
evil | Cut back to the close-up of Bell's face. |
that we can rise above! | Cut back to MB. Bell runs in and punches MB in the face. |
Who cares if hair is long | Cut to Tracy wearing shades and driving a convertible. A tanker truck is heading towards him. |
or short or | Cut to MB with a :I face. |
sprayed or partly grayed? | Cut to Sarah attacking someone with her pocket knife. |
We know | Cut to Bell standing alone in a room. |
that hair ain't where it's at. | Bell removes his hat, revealing his chao-ball/head-testicle/whatever the hell that thing is. |
There will come a time when you won't | Cut to a chibi Tracy trying to grab a Haruhi figma that is on a shelf just beyond his reach. |
even be ashamed if you are fat! | Bell walks in, grabs the figma, and walks off. |
WAH WAH-WAH WAH | Chibi Tracy starts crying. |
Lalalalalalalalalala Lalalala Lalala... LALALALALALA |
Cut to a door opening, revealing Bell, Sarah, and MB caroling on a snowy winter night. |
A-AH-A-a-A | Tracy leans in playing the trumpet, to everyone's dismay. |
Lalalalalalalalalala Lalalala Lalala... LALALALALALA |
Tracy leaves, and the three continue singing. |
Oo-WEE-ooh | Tracy leans in again, now singing into a microphone. |
Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee! Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee! Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee! Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee! |
Bell and Tracy starts singing angrily at eachother. |
Nananananananananana Nanalala Lalala... LALALALALALA |
The cast all start singing together. |
WAH WAH-WAH WAH | The door slams shut. |
There will come a time when | Cut to a large party. There is a large crowd dancing. |
everybody who is lonely | Cut to the stage. Tracy is singing with a band consisting of Chaos on drums, Gilligan on guitar, and Ryan Bluefox on bass. |
will be free | cut to MB drinking at the bar. |
to sing and dance and love! | Cut to Bell and Sarah partner dancing. |
(Dance and love!) | Bell and Sarah start making out. |
There will come a | Everybody stops dancing. |
time when every | The band stops playing. |
evil that we know will be an | Everybody continues dancing. |
evil that we can rise above! | The band continues playing. |
(Rise above!) | Cut back to the bar. MB finishes drinking a martini, stands up, and walks off with martini glass in hand. |
Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford | Cut to SkullB, looking in throw a window, angrily. |
to buy a pair of Mod A Go-Go stretch-elastic pants? | Cut to Bell and Sarah, still making out. |
There will come a time when you can even | Pan out to show Tracy staring at the camera, stunned. Bell and Sarah look at the camera at "when". At "you", they also become stunned. |
take your clothes off when you dance! | Cut to MB dancing -badly, I might add-, whilst naked and holding his martini glass. Fortunately, all of his privates are being obscured by the back of Bell's head. |
[After the song ends] | Cut to a tree within a renaissance village. There is a noose hanging from it. It is nighttime and is raining. The words "Records Of Bell" appear in front of the scene. Fade to black after ten seconds. |