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|[No lyrics played yet] || Fade from black to Im a bell sitting on a sand dune thinking.
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|There will come a time when everybody who is lonely will be || Fade from black to Im a bell sitting on a sand dune thinking.
 
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|Brain-storming || Cut to Bell kicking Tracy in the jaw. Bell's leg raises way above Tracy's head when he kicks him.
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|free || The sand dune explodes.
 
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|habit-forming || Bell quickly lowers his leg, kicking Tracy's head into the ground.
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|to sing and dance and love. || The dust clears to show Tracy standing on top of Bell.
 
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|battle-warning weary winsome || Cut to Bell kicking Bling like Strong Bad kicks The Cheat.
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|There will come a time when every || Cut to Bell running along a road.
 
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|actor spewing spineless chilling || Cut to Bell on a stage dressed up as Hamlet, holding Homeschool Winner's skull and mouthing "Alas Poor Yorick! I knew him."
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|evil || Cut to a disturbingly detailed close-up of Bell's face.
 
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|lines. ||The skull shatters. An ellipsis forms above Bell's head.
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|that we know will be an ||  
 
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|The critics falling over to tell themselves he's || Cut to a sidewalk. H44WP is standing there. Bell is behind him wearing a Grim Reaper suit.
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|evil || Cut back to the close-up of Bell's face.
 
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|boring || Bell swings his scythe at H44WP. H44WP bends over right before the scythe should strike him.
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|Who cares if hair is long || Cut to Tracy wearing shades and driving a convertible. A tanker truck is heading towards him.
 
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|and really not an awful lot of || Bell shakes his fist at the sky. H44WP picks up a penny and walks off.
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|or short or || Cut to MB with a {{I}} face.
 
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|fun. || The scythe snaps in half. Another ellipsis forms above Bell's head.
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|sprayed or partly grayed? || Cut to Sarah attacking someone with her pocket knife.
 
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|Well who the hell can he || Cut to a still image of Bell standing above the words "Im a bell" on a blood red background.
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|We know || Cut to Bell standing alone in a room.
 
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|be when he's || Cut to a still image of Tracy standing above the word "Tracy" on a brown background.
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|that hair ain't where it's at. || Bell removes his hat, revealing his chao-ball/head-testicle/whatever the hell that thing is.
 
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|never had V.D., || Cut to a still image of Bling standing above the word "Bling" on a golden background.
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|There will come a time when you won't || Cut to a chibi Tracy trying to grab a Haruhi figma that is on a shelf just beyond his reach.
 
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|and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats? || Cut to Bell rolling up a piece of paper and throwing it into a very small black hole.
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|even be ashamed if you are fat! || Bell walks in, grabs the figma, and walks off.
 
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|Court-jesting, || Cut to a still image of Bell dressed as a judge wearing Groucho Glasses.
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|WAH WAH-WAH WAH || Chibi Tracy starts crying.
 
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|never-resting || Cut to a still image of a wide-eyed Bell holding a coffee mug.
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|Lalalalalalalalalala<br/>Lalalala<br/>Lalala...<br/>LALALALALALA || Cut to a door opening, revealing Bell, Sarah, and MB caroling on a snowy winter night.
 
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|he must be very cunning || Cut to Bell holding wire clippers and kneeling in front of a time bomb.
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|A-AH-A-a-A || Tracy leans in playing the trumpet, to everyone's dismay.
 
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|to assume an air of dignity || Bell cuts the blue wire and the bomb explodes.
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|Lalalalalalalalalala<br/>Lalalala<br/>Lalala...<br/>LALALALALALA || Tracy leaves, and the three continue singing.
 
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|and bless us all with his oratory prowess, || The smke clears. Bell's face is charred, and he mouths "Success!"
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|Oo-WEE-ooh || Tracy leans in again, now singing into a microphone.
 
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|his lame-brained antics and || Bell turns to dust.
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|Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!<br/>Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!<br/>Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!<br/>Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!<br/> || Bell and Tracy starts singing angrily at eachother.
 
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|his jumping in the air. || Cut to in front of Bell's house. Bell, Bling, and Tracy are there. They jump into the air, and the frame freezes.
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|Nananananananananana<br/>Nanalala<br/>Lalala...<br/>LALALALALALA || The cast all start singing together.  
 
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|And every night his act's the same || The three fall to the ground.
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|WAH WAH-WAH WAH || The door slams shut.
 
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|and so it must be all a game of chess he's playing. || The three get up. Bling and Tracy walk offscreen.
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|There will come a time when || Cut to a large party. There is a large crowd dancing.
 
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|"But you're wrong, Steve: you see, it's only solitaire." || Cut to a black background. Bell's head is being illuminated by a red light. He says this line. At "it's", he is grinning evilly. Cut to a tree within a renaissance village. There is a noose hanging from it. It is nighttime and is raining. The words "Records Of Bell" appear in front of the scene. Fade to black after ten seconds.
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|everybody who is lonely || Cut to the stage. Tracy is singing with a band consisting of Chaos on drums, Gilligan on guitar, and Ryan Bluefox on bass.
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|will be free || cut to MB drinking at the bar.
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|to sing and dance and love! || Cut to Bell and Sarah partner dancing.
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|(Dance and love!) || Bell and Sarah start making out.
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|There will come a || Everybody stops dancing.
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|time when every || The band stops playing.
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|evil that we know will be an || Everybody continues dancing.
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|evil that we can rise above! || The band continues playing.
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|(Rise above!) || Cut back to the bar. MB finishes drinking a martini, stands up, and walks off with martini glass in hand.
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|Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford || Cut to SkullB, looking in throw a window, angrily.
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|to buy a pair of Mod A Go-Go stretch-elastic pants? || Cut to Bell and Sarah, still making out.
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|There will come a time when you can even || Pan out to show Tracy staring at the camera, stunned. Bell and Sarah look at the camera at "when". At "you", they also become stunned.
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|take your clothes off when you dance! || Cut to MB dancing -badly, I might add-, whilst naked and holding his martini glass. Fortunately, all of his privates are being obscured by the back of Bell's head.  
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|[After the song ends] || Cut to a tree within a renaissance village. There is a noose hanging from it. It is nighttime and is raining. The words "Records Of Bell" appear in front of the scene. Fade to black after ten seconds.
 
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== Past Opening Themes ==
 
== Past Opening Themes ==
 
*[[/1-603|Opening From 101-603: Only Solitaire]]
 
*[[/1-603|Opening From 101-603: Only Solitaire]]

Revision as of 20:41, 24 April 2009

The intro is to the tune of Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance by Frank Zappa.

Lyrics Visuals
There will come a time when everybody who is lonely will be Fade from black to Im a bell sitting on a sand dune thinking.
free The sand dune explodes.
to sing and dance and love. The dust clears to show Tracy standing on top of Bell.
There will come a time when every Cut to Bell running along a road.
evil Cut to a disturbingly detailed close-up of Bell's face.
that we know will be an
evil Cut back to the close-up of Bell's face.
Who cares if hair is long Cut to Tracy wearing shades and driving a convertible. A tanker truck is heading towards him.
or short or Cut to MB with a :I face.
sprayed or partly grayed? Cut to Sarah attacking someone with her pocket knife.
We know Cut to Bell standing alone in a room.
that hair ain't where it's at. Bell removes his hat, revealing his chao-ball/head-testicle/whatever the hell that thing is.
There will come a time when you won't Cut to a chibi Tracy trying to grab a Haruhi figma that is on a shelf just beyond his reach.
even be ashamed if you are fat! Bell walks in, grabs the figma, and walks off.
WAH WAH-WAH WAH Chibi Tracy starts crying.
Lalalalalalalalalala
Lalalala
Lalala...
LALALALALALA 		Cut to a door opening, revealing Bell, Sarah, and MB caroling on a snowy winter night.
A-AH-A-a-A Tracy leans in playing the trumpet, to everyone's dismay.
Lalalalalalalalalala
Lalalala
Lalala...
LALALALALALA 		Tracy leaves, and the three continue singing.
Oo-WEE-ooh Tracy leans in again, now singing into a microphone.
Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!
Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!
Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!
Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!
 Bell and Tracy starts singing angrily at eachother.
Nananananananananana
Nanalala
Lalala...
LALALALALALA 		The cast all start singing together.
WAH WAH-WAH WAH The door slams shut.
There will come a time when Cut to a large party. There is a large crowd dancing.
everybody who is lonely Cut to the stage. Tracy is singing with a band consisting of Chaos on drums, Gilligan on guitar, and Ryan Bluefox on bass.
will be free cut to MB drinking at the bar.
to sing and dance and love! Cut to Bell and Sarah partner dancing.
(Dance and love!) Bell and Sarah start making out.
There will come a Everybody stops dancing.
time when every The band stops playing.
evil that we know will be an Everybody continues dancing.
evil that we can rise above! The band continues playing.
(Rise above!) Cut back to the bar. MB finishes drinking a martini, stands up, and walks off with martini glass in hand.
Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford Cut to SkullB, looking in throw a window, angrily.
to buy a pair of Mod A Go-Go stretch-elastic pants? Cut to Bell and Sarah, still making out.
There will come a time when you can even Pan out to show Tracy staring at the camera, stunned. Bell and Sarah look at the camera at "when". At "you", they also become stunned.
take your clothes off when you dance! Cut to MB dancing -badly, I might add-, whilst naked and holding his martini glass. Fortunately, all of his privates are being obscured by the back of Bell's head.
[After the song ends] Cut to a tree within a renaissance village. There is a noose hanging from it. It is nighttime and is raining. The words "Records Of Bell" appear in front of the scene. Fade to black after ten seconds.

Past Opening Themes

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