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| | The cast goes to WonderCon 2805. | | The cast goes to WonderCon 2805. |
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| − | '''Cast: Sarah, Mature Bling, Tracy, Im a bell, ''' | + | '''Cast: ''' |
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| − | '''Places: Mature Bling's Living Room, ''' | + | '''Places: ''' |
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| | '''Insult: rusty old spoons''' | | '''Insult: rusty old spoons''' |
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| | '''Episode Information: 604-4chan References Aren't Always Funny''' | | '''Episode Information: 604-4chan References Aren't Always Funny''' |
| | == Transcript == | | == Transcript == |
| − | ''{open to MB's living room. The cast, aside from Bell, is here. The door flings open, and Bell marches onscreen}''
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| − | '''SARAH:''' ...Wh-
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ATTENTION! FROM NOW ON WE WILL BE MORE NORMAL!
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...Oookay.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' NOW, EVERYONE PUT PAPER BAGS OVER YOUR HEADS AND DANCE AROUND WHILST HUMMING THE DOCTOR WHO THEME ''{pulls out a paper bag, puts on head, starts dancing in a circle}'' DOO ''DOO'' DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DAH DOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DOOOOO DAH DOH DOOOO DADOO DADOOOOO DADOODADOOOOO DADOO DADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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| − | '''TRACY:''' HOW THE HELL IS THIS NORMAL?!
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' QUIET YOU
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| − | ''{cue opening theme. Cut back to the living room. Once again, Bell is not here. MB is typing something on a laptop}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...Hey, what does the title of this episode have to do with anything?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' This is episode 34, dumbass.
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...DAMN YOU, INTERNETS-
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| − | ''{Bell runs onscreen holding some plastic tickets. He is in his fursona form}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO A CONVENTION GET YOUR FURSONAS ON ''{hands a pass to everyone else}''
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| − | '''TRACY:'''''{transforms into fursona}'' ANTHROCON YAY
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| − | ''{Sarah transforms into her fursona}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...AnthroCon? We're going to WonderCon.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' ...Then why the hell did you make us transform into-
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Why not?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' ...Good point.
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' CAN WE JUST GO ALREADY{{?!}}
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| − | '''IM A BELL:'''''{nods}'' Interrobang.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Teehee.
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| − | ''{cut to the San Francisco International Airport. A plane lands. Cut to the Moscone Center South. It has a large banner above its doors reading "WonderCon 2805". The cast walks onscreen, and into the building. Cut to inside the building. A security guard slides onscreen}''
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| − | '''GUARD:''' PASSES PLEASE
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| − | ''{the cast shows the guard their passes}''
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| − | '''GUARD:''' Hmm... OKAY YOU CAN GO IN YA STUPID FURRIES
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| − | '''TRACY:''' How dare y-
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' THANK YOU, SIR. ''{drags Tracy offscreen}''
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| − | ''{cut to further inside the convention. The group walks onscreen}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' Hmm... Where should we go first?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Where's the hentai?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' This is WONDERCON. They don't sell hentai here!
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| − | '''TRACY:''' ...Oh. Right. Hehe...
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' <small>Dumbass...</small>
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| − | '''TRACY:''' WHAT WAS THAT
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' N-NOTHING! Nothing! <small>Freak...</small>
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| − | '''TRACY:''' <big>WHAT DID Y-</big>
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| − | '''RANDOM PERSON:'''''{offscreen}'' SHUT UP!
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Sorry!
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Can we just go already?!
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| − | '''TRACY:''' OKAY, OKAY. <big>JESUS.</big>
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| − | '''RANDOM PERSON:'''''{offscreen}'' WHAT DID I JUST SAY
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| − | '''TRACY:''' <small>Eep.</small>
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| − | ''{cut to somewhere else in the convention. The cast walks onscreen}''
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| − | '''TRACY:''' WAIT WHAT IS THAT
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...Haruhi figurines, I believe. Figmas, to be exact. Why-
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| − | '''TRACY:''' HARUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ''{runs toward the figmas}''
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| − | '''SARAH:''' H-HEY! ''{starts to run after Tracy}'' COME BACK H-
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| − | '''IM A BELL:'''''{grabs Sarah's arm}'' No, just let him buy his toys. ''{sighs}''
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Oh, alright...
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| − | ''{pause}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...I say we leave him here.
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| − | '''BELL & SARAH:''' Agreed.
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| − | ''{cut to a while later. The cast, sans Tracy, walk onscreen}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... ''{grabs a box set of DVDs}'' Neon Genesis Evangelion, huh? I've always wanted to see this-
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| − | ''{A nerd that is male, fat, hairy, and dressed as Rei Ayanami walks up to Bell}''
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| − | '''RANDOM NERD:'''' DUUUUUUUUUUDE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN EVANGELION WHAT THE HELL
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...You reek of sweat and day-old pizza.
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| − | '''RANDOM NERD:''' WHAT ''{lifts up shirt, reaches into one of his many rolls of fat, pulls out from it a slice of pepperoni pizza dripping with what appears to be sweat}'' ... ''{devours the pizza slice}''
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| − | '''SARAH:''' ... ''{grabs from offscreen a Stormtrooper helmet, vomits into it, places it back offscreen}''
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| − | '''RANDOM NERD:''' BUT SERIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EVANGELION
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| − | ''{another male, fat, and hairy nerd walks up next to the first nerd. He is dressed as Asuka Langley Soryu}''
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| − | '''RANDOM NERD 2:''' HE HASN'T
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| − | '''RANDOM NERD 1:''' NO
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| − | '''RANDOM NERD 2:''' WHAT KIND OF IDIOT HASN'T SEEN EVANGELION
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| − | '''RANDOM NERD 1:''' I KNOW RIGHT
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| − | ''{the two nerds stare at eachother for a few seconds, and then start making out with eachother}''
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| − | '''SARAH:''' ... ''{grabs the Stormtrooper helmet again, vomits into it again, places it back offscreen}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Eeeeuuuuunnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhhh...
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' LET'S JUST GO ALREADY
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| − | ''{Bell, Sarah, and MB walk offscreen. A guy dressed as a stormtrooper, sans helmet, walks onscreen}''
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| − | '''STORMTROOPER:''' Oh, HERE'S my helmet! ''{grabs the Stormtrooper helmet from offscreen, turns it upside down, and places on his head}'' ...AGH ENGH OH GOD
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| − | ''{vomit starts seeping out from under the helmet. Cut to somewhere else in the convention}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... Where should we head now?
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' Let's go find Tracy.
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| − | ''{cut to a disturbingly detailed close-up of Bell's face}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Eunghhh...
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| − | ''{cut back}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Maybe later.
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' But-
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| − | ''{cut back to the close-up for two seconds, and then cut back}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...No, really, we-
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| − | ''{cut back to the close-up for two seconds, and then cut to a not-so-detailed close-up of Mature Bling. The camera starts switching between Bell's disturbing close-up and MB's close-up, each lasting two seconds each. Each time, MB's face has a different expression. In order, they are; an exasperated face, O_o, {{I}}, {{well}}, a facepalm, and a fist. Cut back to the group. Bell is laying on the ground. MB is stepping on his stomach repeatedly}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:'''''{each syllable is said during a step}'' We're. Go. Ing. To. Find. Tra. Cy.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Dear Primus, if you want to find him, look for him yourself and leave us alone.
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' What a wonderful idea! ''{runs offscreen, runs back onscreen, kicks Bell in the nuts, runs back offscreen}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Ow.
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| − | ''{cut to somewhere else within the convention. Tracy is carrying plastic bags filled with stuff}''
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| − | '''TRACY:'''''{singing badly}'' I've got Haruhi-chan figmas! I've got Churuya-san! I've got Haruhi-chan figmas! I've got Harunyan! I've got HaaAAH- ''{is pulled offscreen by an unseen figure}''
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| − | ''{MB walks onscreen, looking around. After a few seconds, he walks offscreen. Cut back to Bell and Sarah walking around the convention}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... Hmmmmmm... ''{passes a table with baseball caps that look similar to [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/f/f3/Ambush_Bug_-_Year_None_4.jpg Ambush Bug's] face, complete with antennae, stops walking, looks at the hats}'' ...
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| − | ''{cut to a short while later. Bell is wearing one of the Ambush Bug hats, and has a face similar to that of [http://zepy.momotato.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nyoron.jpg Churuya-san's]}''
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Okay, I understand that you're a fan of the Ambush Bug series, but did you have to buy four of the hats?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Yes. I need one for wearing, one for replacing the first one when I forget to adjust the hat size and accidentally rip it in half over my bell-head, one for selling on eBay for a high price, and one for hitting Tracy with.
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| − | '''SARAH:''' ...Ooookay.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...Say, what day is it?
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Umm... It's the fitfhtifnh.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...What?
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| − | '''SARAH:'''''{coughs up a hairball}'' Sorry. It's the fifteenth. Why'd you ask?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' I forgot.
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| − | ''{Sarah facepalms. Cut to some empty, poorly-lit room. Tracy is tied to a chair in the middle. Three cloaked figures walk up to him}''
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| − | '''TRACY:''' WHO ARE YOU?! WHY DID YOU CAPTURE ME?!
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| − | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 1:'''''{deep voice}'' That is for us to know, and for you to never find out.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' You're all weeaboos who spent all your money on junk food and manga and you want to steal my figmas.
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| − | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 3:'''''{nasal voice}'' Aww, how'd you know?
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| − | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 2:'''''{voice similar to that of the [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/7/77/222px-Squeaky_Voiced_Teen.png Squeaky-Voiced Teen]}'' Shut up, Larry!
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| − | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 3:''' No, you shut up!
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| − | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 2:''' No, you!
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| − | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 3:''' No, y-
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| − | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 1:''' BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! ...Now then. Give me the figmas.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' No. ''{kicks Cloaked Figure 1 in the face}''
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| − | ''{Cloaked Figure 1's hood is knocked off, behind his head, revealing... nobody, yet. Cut to MB traversing the convention}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' Traaacyyy! Heeere Tracy Tracy Tracyyy! I have a bodypillow for youuu! ''{pulls out a Haruhi bodypillow}''
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| − | ''{many fat nerds suddenly run onscreen and try to take the bodypillow}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' AGH! THEY'RE... SWEATING... ALL OVER... MY SLEEVE... HELP...
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| − | ''{more fat nerds run onscreen and cover MB}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLGHGBLGHGHNGHHLLLHLHLLLLLLH
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| − | ''{cut back to Bell and Sarah, somewhere else within the convention}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:'''''{stomach growling}'' Hmm... I'm hungry.
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Yeah, me too. Let's go find some food.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Do they even sell food here?
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| − | '''SARAH:''' I hope so.
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| − | ''{cut to a kiosk in the convention with a sign reading "FOOD SLIGHTLY RELATED TO STUFF" on it. Bell and Sarah walk onscreen}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Hmm...
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| − | ''{Chaos pops out from behind the kiosk}''
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' Hello. You need help with anything?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Huh? Oh, hey Chaos. You working here?
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' Why yes, I-Wait, how do you know my name?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...Chaos, it's me, Bell.
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' ...Really?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Yeah, of course it's me.
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' ...Well, you two seem kinda ''hairier'' than usual.
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Oh, we're just in our fursona forms.
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' ...Fursona.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Yeah. We're furries, didn't you know that?
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' ... ''{slides a few inches away from Bell and Sarah}'' Now I do.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Look, it's so we don't look very strange.
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' ...You're both covered in hair.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' It's better than having a giant golden bell over my head.
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' ...Okay, but why Sarah?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' So me and Tracy won't be the only ones.
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' Tracy's here? And also a furry?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Yeah. He's... Somewhere.
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| − | '''SARAH:''' And MB went to go look for him.
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' And he's a furry, too?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Well, he doesn't have a fursona form, if that's what you mean.
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' ...That kinda defeats the purpose of the whole thing, doesn't it?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:'''''{sighs}'' Look, it's winter, and our fur keeps us warm. Now, will you get off our backs and sell us some food already?!
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| − | '''CHAOS:''' Okay, fine. <small>Asshole.</small>
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' <big>HEY!</big>
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| − | '''RANDOM PERSON:'''''{offscreen}'' I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
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| − | '''RANDOM PERSON 2:'''''{offscreen}'' YOU SHUT UP!
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| − | '''RANDOM PERSON 1:''' NO!
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| − | ''{fighting is heard. Cut back to Tracy, whilst Cloaked Figure 1's hood is still being knocked off, revealing...}''
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| − | '''TRACY:''' ...Gilligan?
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| − | '''GILLIGAN:'''''{deep voice}'' Yes, i-''{clears throat, voice becomes normal}'' Yes, it's me. Who else would try to steal those figmas from you?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Uhhh... Skullbuggy.
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| − | '''GILLIGAN:''' ...Why?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' So he can melt them down and fling the molten plastic at my window.
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| − | '''GILLIGAN:''' Oh, right.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' And not only would it be hard to clean very hot, liquid plastic off of a window, the constant stream of tears blocking my vision over the destruction of my figmas would make it even more difficult.
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| − | '''GILLIGAN:''' ...Wow. ''I'm'' not even that much of a Haruhi fanatic.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Well, anyway, I'm not giving you the figmas. Although, I ''can'' loan you some money.
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| − | '''GILLIGAN:''' You will?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Only if you pay me back.
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| − | '''GILLIGAN:''' ...How much time do I have to pay you the money?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Uhh... A week, maybe?
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| − | '''GILLIGAN:''' Okay.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Great. ''{pulls out wallet}'' How much do you need?
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| − | '''GILLIGAN:''' ...A hundred bucks?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Alright. ''{pulls out a hundred dollar bill and hands it to Gilligan}'' Pay me back as soon as you can.
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| − | '''GILLIGAN:''' Okay! Thanks! ''{runs off with the two other cloaked figures}''
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| − | '''TRACY:''' ...Wait, come back! Untie me! Hey! HEY!
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| − | ''{cut to the pile of nerds that is covering MB}''
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| − | '''''TO BE COMPLETED'''''
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