Difference between revisions of "Records Of Bell/Records/34"

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Summary

The cast goes to WonderCon 2805.

Cast: Sarah, Mature Bling, Tracy, Im a bell,

Places: Mature Bling's Living Room,

Insult: rusty old spoons

Credit Joke: Ambush Bug

Episode Information: 604-4chan References Aren't Always Funny

Transcript

{open to MB's living room. The cast, aside from Bell, is here. The door flings open, and Bell marches onscreen}

SARAH: ...Wh-

IM A BELL: ATTENTION! FROM NOW ON WE WILL BE MORE NORMAL!

MATURE BLING: ...Oookay.

IM A BELL: NOW, EVERYONE PUT PAPER BAGS OVER YOUR HEADS AND DANCE AROUND WHILST HUMMING THE DOCTOR WHO THEME {pulls out a paper bag, puts on head, starts dancing in a circle} DOO DOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DAH DOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DOOOOO DAH DOH DOOOO DADOO DADOOOOO DADOODADOOOOO DADOO DADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TRACY: HOW THE HELL IS THIS NORMAL?!

IM A BELL: QUIET YOU

{cue opening theme. Cut back to the living room. Once again, Bell is not here. MB is typing something on a laptop}

MATURE BLING: ...Hey, what does the title of this episode have to do with anything?

TRACY: This is episode 34, dumbass.

MATURE BLING: ...DAMN YOU, INTERNETS-

{Bell runs onscreen holding some plastic tickets. He is in his fursona form}

IM A BELL: GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO A CONVENTION GET YOUR FURSONAS ON {hands a pass to everyone else}

TRACY:{transforms into fursona} ANTHROCON YAY

{Sarah transforms into her fursona}

IM A BELL: ...AnthroCon? We're going to WonderCon.

TRACY: ...Then why the hell did you make us transform into-

IM A BELL: Why not?

TRACY: ...Good point.

MATURE BLING: CAN WE JUST GO ALREADY‽

IM A BELL:{nods} Interrobang.

TRACY: Teehee.

{cut to the San Francisco International Airport. A plane lands. Cut to the Moscone Center South. It has a large banner above its doors reading "WonderCon 2805". The cast walks onscreen, and into the building. Cut to inside the building. A security guard slides onscreen}

GUARD: PASSES PLEASE

{the cast shows the guard their passes}

GUARD: Hmm... OKAY YOU CAN GO IN YA STUPID FURRIES

TRACY: How dare y-

IM A BELL: THANK YOU, SIR. {drags Tracy offscreen}

{cut to further inside the convention. The group walks onscreen}

MATURE BLING: Hmm... Where should we go first?

TRACY: Where's the hentai?

IM A BELL: This is WONDERCON. They don't sell hentai here!

TRACY: ...Oh. Right. Hehe...

MATURE BLING: Dumbass...

TRACY: WHAT WAS THAT

MATURE BLING: N-NOTHING! Nothing! Freak...

TRACY: WHAT DID Y-

RANDOM PERSON:{offscreen} SHUT UP!

TRACY: Sorry!

SARAH: Can we just go already?!

TRACY: OKAY, OKAY. JESUS.

RANDOM PERSON:{offscreen} WHAT DID I JUST SAY

TRACY: Eep.

{cut to somewhere else in the convention. The cast walks onscreen}

TRACY: WAIT WHAT IS THAT

MATURE BLING: ...Haruhi figurines, I believe. Why-

TRACY: HARUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII {runs toward the figurines}

SARAH: H-HEY! {starts to run after Tracy} COME BACK H-

IM A BELL:{grabs Sarah's arm} No, just let him buy his figurines. {sighs}

SARAH: Oh, alright...

{pause}

MATURE BLING: ...I say we leave him here.

BELL & SARAH: Agreed.

{cut to a while later}

TO BE COMPLETED