Records Of Bell/Records/29

Summary

After killing a few Gnollsogres, the cast fights a boss.

Cast: Burglar, Spiderbot, Tracy, Many people, Sarah, Im a bell, Badstar, Mature Bling, John, Jack Frost, Daigo, Don Skull, Forrest, Hooded Figure,

Places: The 8-Bit House, The Vandal Forests,

Insult: broken Transformers

Credit Joke: 4chan

Episode Information: 505-Deletion is Not Something To Be Taken Lightly

Transcript

{open to inside the 8-bit house. The burglar and the spiderbot from the last episode are watching what appears to be the live-action Transformers movie on TV}

MEGATRON:'{on TV} Transform! {transforms into a pile of metal crap} ...DAMMIT, WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

{long pause. Ultra Magnus pops up on the TV carrying the Allspark, apparently trying to rip it in half}

ULTRA MAGNUS:{on TV} OPEN DAMMIT OPEN

BURGLAR: ...Wait, weren't you chasing me, or something?

SPIDERBOT:{sounding suspiciously like K9 from Doctor Who} Affirmative!

BURGLAR: ...Dammit.

{Spiderbot chases the burglar offscreen. Cue opening theme. Cut to the Vandal Forests}

TRACY: So where ARE these ogres?

{a shadow appears above Tracy. He looks up in fear. Cut to Tracy's view. A giant ogre is standing above him}

TRACY: AAH!!! {puls out a rocket launcher and shoots the ogre in the chest. It falls over and crushes everybody except him, the rest of the cast, John, Forrest, Jack, Badstar, and a cloaked figure}

SARAH: ...Where were you keeping that rocket launcher?

TRACY: Hell if I know.

IM A BELL: ...Wait, Badstar? Since when have you been here?

BADSTAR: The whole time, apparently.

IM A BELL: ...Huh.

MATURE BLING: Can we just move on already?

JOHN: Right.

JACK FROST: God, this sucks.

DAIGO: Seriously.

DON SKULL: Could you please, just ONCE in your life, NOT complain?

FORREST: I mean, come on! This is really getting annoying.

EVERYBODY BUT DS, DAIGO, FORREST & JACK: GET ON WITH IT

{cut to another part of the woods. The group walk in. Two more ogres run onscreen. Forrest and DS jump up, and slice their heads off. Ten more ogres run onscreen. Everybody starts attacking them, and ripping them to shreds}

IM A BELL: That's the last of them.

JOHN: Not quite...

{pan out to show there is a large army of ogres in front of the group}

IM A BELL: ...DAMMIT.

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