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'''IM A BELL:''' Okay! ''{kicks Bling. Sneezes. Kicks Bling again.}'' 2 BECAUSE YOU MADE ME SNEEZE! | '''IM A BELL:''' Okay! ''{kicks Bling. Sneezes. Kicks Bling again.}'' 2 BECAUSE YOU MADE ME SNEEZE! | ||
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Revision as of 21:52, 24 September 2008
{open to Bell at a desk}
IM A BELL: Dammit. Can't think of anything for an episode. ...Isn't it strange that this is real life, and being filmed, yet I act like it's scripted? {glances at camera} Ah, well. i'll just let the fans write their own.
{cue poor rendition of the theme song. cut to a badly made set that looks like Bling's living room}
IM A BELL: I AM SO SEXY!!!
{Malleo walks in}
MALLEO: FIRE FLOWER.
IM A BELL: Oh gosh its MALLEO! I LOVE YOU MALLEO!
TRACY: Dad, I hate your addiction to Malleo! Get over it! Just pay attention to WEEEGEEEEE!!!!
{Weegee walks in}
TRACY: Oh gosh its WEEGEE! I LOVE YOU WEEGEE!
IM A BELL: {Face-palm} Idiot.
TRACY: Just go kick Bling or something, foo.
IM A BELL: Okay! {kicks Bling. Sneezes. Kicks Bling again.} 2 BECAUSE YOU MADE ME SNEEZE!
SARAH: Boys, who wants me! Come on I know you want some!
{Every man whistles}
