Records Of Bell/Records/19

Summary

Bell ventures through Nintendo, Inc. to find Sarah.

Cast: Im a bell, A Rooster, A Kitten, Tracy, Narrator, Mature Bling, Many Goombas, An Armank, A Birdo, Two Knuckle Joes, Many Waddle Dees, A Gordo,

Places: Bling's Living Room, Black Screen of Continuity, Nintendo, Inc. Building

Episode Information: 401-Never Leave Your Power Suit At Home When Battling Game Enemies

Insult: sexually confused dinosaur

Credit Joke: Eric Idle

Transcript

{open to Bling's living room. Bell walks in, and spies a large button labeled "Innuendo Generator"}

IM A BELL:{Nin10D'oh! Mario voice} Oh, I wonder what this is. {presses button}

{a rooster and a kitten appear}

TRACY:{walks in} Hey, dad-{notices the animals} ...What.

{cue theme song, cut to the BSoC}

NARRATOR: Last time on Records of Bell...

{cut to Blings living room. Two cloaked figures are mutilated, the walls are covered in blood, and Mature Bling and Tracy are laying on the ground, severely injured.}

IM A BELL:{in Flightskull suit} What the hell happened here?!

MATURE BLING: Yakuza... Kidnapped Sarah... Nintendo Inc. Building... {falls unconscious}

NARRATOR: And now, the continuation.

IM A BELL: ...Dammity damn damn dammit. Ah, well. {flies out}

{cut to The Nintendo, Inc. Building. Bell flies in}

IM A BELL: Here it is. My trigger gauge would probably destroy the whole building, so... {retracts trigger gauge, opens the door, revealing many angry Goombas} ...Whatever. {starts killing the Goombas}

{Bell kills the last Goomba, and then, a large shadow engulfs him}

IM A BELL:{looks behind him} HOLY...

{camera swings around to reveal and Armank}

IM A BELL: God, I hate these things! {starts wailing on the Armank's neck, causing it to retract into the body, revealing the green blob-thing inside. Bell starts beating it up, but notices something} What's that? {pulls a large Hammer and a Mega Blaster from the Armank} Sweet! {puts on the blaster, swings the hammer at the blob, destroying the Armank}

NARRATOR: Level complete! Move on to to Stage Two, Lobby of Nintendo!

IM A BELL: ...What-Nevermind. {walks offscreen}

{cut to the lobby. A Birdo is at the receptionist desk}

BIRDO: Hi, do you-

IM A BELL: DIE, YOU SEXUALLY CONFUSED DINOSAUR!!! {Im a bell guns down the Birdo}

NARRATOR: Level complete! Move on to Stage Three, Elevator!

IM A BELL: ...Okay. {walks up to the elevator, it opens, revealing two Knuckle Joes} ...his is too easy. {enters the elevator, smashes the two Joes' heads together}

NARRATOR: Level complete! Move on to Stage Four, Second Floor!

IM A BELL: ...Okay. {presses a button, the door closes. cut to the second floor. The elevator door opens, revealing many Waddle Dees and A single Gordo} Hmm... {spies a rope on the floor} Aha! {grabs rope, makes it into a lasso, catches the Gordo with it, starts swinging it around, smashing into the Waddle Dees with it}

{cut to a few minutes later. Bell has destroyed all the Waddle Dees, and smashes the Gordo into te ground, destroying it}

NARRATOR: Level complete! Move on to Stage Five, Third Floor!

TO BE FINISHED TOMORROW!!!!!