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INTRO

{Open to a secret Nazi laboratory, located in the secret community of Hitlerburg, Argentina. The Nazi scientists are gathered around a table, looking at what appears to be a brain in a jar. The brain has been enhanced mechanically.}

FRITZ FRITZENBERGER: At last, after seventy years. We have done the impossible.

{Zoom in on the brain.}

FRITZ FRITZENBERGER: WE HAVE CLONED HITLER'S BRAIN!!!

{Fritz and the other Nazi scientists look at the world outside through the window.}

FRITZ FRITZENBERGER: Now the world shall truly know of the terrors of the Fourth Reich.

{The Nazi scientists all laugh evilly as we zoom out of the compound, which is shaped like a swastika, in a city which is also shaped like a swastika, surrounded by a forest where all the trees are shaped like swastikas. Open to the credits.}

PRESENTING.

THE SECOND EYKIW MOVIE!!

{Epic music as we continue zooming out of the Nazi compound.}

SINGER: HITLER. HITLER. ADOLF HITLER.

CHORUS: BAD. BAD. VERY BAD MAN. BAD. BAD. VERY BAD MAN.

SINGER: HITLER. HITLER. ADOLF HITLER.

CHORUS: KILL, KILLED, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. KILL, KILLED, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

SINGER: HITLER. HITLER. ADOLF HITLER.

CHORUS: KILL, KILLED, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. KILL, KILLED, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

SINGER: BAD, BAD, EVIL MAN. BAD, BAD, EVIL MAN.

CHORUS: LITTLE BOY, LITTLE BOY, IN NEW JERSEY. LITTLE BOY LITTLE BOY, IN NEW JERSEY.

SINGER: HIS. NAME. IS ADOLF HITLER!!!

ACT ONE.

{We open to the Everything You Know Is Wrong House. Noxigar is watching Youtube videos on the television, while Sephiroth is casually shooting up heroin in the back of the room.}