Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/13

Summary

Mutants vs. Samurais. The Neckbeard Helm lands in Feudal Japan, located right next to the Marvel realm. The gang must employ the help of the X-Men and Nikola Tesla in order to gain the piece from the stubborn samurai leader, Oda Nobunaga.

Transcript

{Open to the ship sailing smoothly in space to In The Air Tonight, by Phil Collins.]

NOXIGAR: Not much longer, my frienderinos!

CHAOS: Nox, you've been saying that for the last six hours.

NOXIGAR: Of course. Every nanosecond towards the goal is an end result of "not much longer".

CHAOS: Hm. Good point. I hate it, but it's a good one.

{Noxigar grins to himself while Lex plays Solitaire in the back. Suddenly the ship begins shaking, causing all of Lex's cards to fall off the table he was playing them on.}

LEX: Aw, phooey!

CHAOS: Ah, that felt like a gravitational pull! Nox, what are the readings?

{Noxigar pulls the monitor up, showing that they're in a new solar system.}

NOXIGAR: Why, it appears that the radar's lead us to a whole new world!

{A small, bald man with an oversized cranium and a toga suddenly appears inside the ship, shocking them all.}

LEX: Christ!!!

???: Strangers. Welcome to the World of Marvel. I am Uatu the Watcher, and I have observed your coming for the last few hours.

LEX: Oh, hello Mr. Watcher. We're the Wikihood, and we-...

CHAOS: GODDAMN IT LEX, CAN YOU STOP USING THAT NAME?

LEX: Oh come on, it's totally c-...

CHAOS: LAME. IT IS TOTALLY LAME. WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THE 'WIKIHOOD'?

UATU: Yes, it is rather substandard, one must say.

LEX: You all suck.

UATU: Nevertheless, you all seem to be men on a mission. What is your quest?

NOXIGAR: Why, we're here to retrieve something that belonged to us.