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Con email.wue/59
Summary
Conchris gets an email about how he stays so dang healthy all the time, he gets sick and Homestar answers the email
Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs
Places: Conchris' Room, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Woah! I wonder why people answer emails after like...5 seconds after their last one?
Dear Con,
~Limoman
I've noticed how you never
seem to get sick
how do you stay so healthy all the time?
CONCHRIS: {reading} Dear Con, I've noticed how you never seem to get sick no full stop. How do you stay so healthy all the time? Tilde Limoface. {typing} Well, Limoleg, I never get sick because, I'm more healthier than the whole cast. But... sometimes I get sick in the winter for some reas... {falls over} {in a weak voice} on. Oh great, {cough} I'm freaking {cough} sick!
{Homestar comes in}
CONCHRIS: {weakly} Homestar, don't get on the compy...
HOMESTAR: Get on the compy? Okay! {gets on the compy}
CONCHRIS: {weakly} Ow...
HOMESTAR: Woah! CONCHRIS! THIS EMAIL IS FOR YOU!
CONCHRIS: {weakly} I'm right here...
HOMESTAR: You're at The Stick? I'll go there right now! {runs off}
{Cut to The Stick}
STRONG BAD: And that is how Dinosaurs died.
{Homestar comes in}
HOMESTAR: Hey Stong Bad! Have you seen a The Conchris?
STRONG BAD: No and it is Strong Bad, Honestart.
HOMESTAR: I'll go to Bubs!
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}
{Homestar comes in}
HOMESTAR: Have you seen a The Conchris?
BUBS: Lemme see... {checks the list} Drinks. Pie. Compy. Food. Nope! We're fresh out of Conchris'!
HOMESTAR: What? Where is he?
{Conchris comes in}
CONCHRIS: Right here!
HOMESTAR: Yay! Conchris, go back to your room in my house to answer that email.
CONCHRIS: {turns to face audience} And that is why I hate being sick.
{The Paper covers the screen}