Color Printer's E-mails/Stalker

Summary

Color Printer stalks Coach Z. Oh, and Bitmap answers an e-mail.

Cast: Bitmap, Color Printer, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom

Transcript

{Bitmap walks in instead of CP}

Bitmap: {in Visor Robot voice} Hmmm...where is Color Printer?

{walks up to SC 10000. Zoom in}

Bitmap: Cool. A computer. {hits a key, an e-mail comes up}

Hey Not Just Black-and-White Printer,
Have you ever stalked anyone like a celebrity stalker,
or maybe Coach Z?
Your nothing,
Einoo

Bitmap: {reads e-mail, stops at the end of the first line} Umm...I am not Color Printer. I am Bitmap, a file that escaped from the SC 10000. Color Printer knows I exist, and he is trying to find a way to get me back in the computer. I hope he fails. Anyways, {reads the rest of the e-mail, clears screen, starts typing} I believe Color Printer said something about "spying on Coach Z". {Coach Z turns into a pixelated Coach Z head icon when Bitmap press Z. Bitmap stops typing} Whoa! I didn't know the computer did that! {starts typing again} So...I think I'll go check him. {stops typing, starts muttering} I wonder if I can add a Bitmap icon to this...?

{cut to the classroom, where Coach Z is standing in front of a chalkboard with a football play drawn on it. He is talking to a football team. Homestar and Pom Pom are among the team.}

Coach Z: So do we all know the play?

{cut to the back of the chalboard, where we see CP and Bitmap hanging.}

Team: YEAH!

Color Printer: {same time as team} Why are you here?

Coach Z: Are we all ready?

Bitmap: {same time as Coach Z} 'Cause.

Team: YEAH!

{cut to the front of the classroom}

Coach Z: Then let's do it!

{Coach Z brings arm back and hits the chalkboard, making it spin around. While Coach Z and the team is leaving, The chalkboard keeps spinning, and we see glimpes of CP and Bitmap}

Color Printer and Bitmap: AaAaAaAaAaAh!

{cut to the back of the chalkboard. It stops spinning and a very dizzy CP and a very dizzy Bitmap drop to the floor.}

Color Printer: Oof!

Bitmap: {dizzy} So...you were...stalking Coach Z...

Color Printer: {also dizzy} Yeah...and you...were...answering an e-mail?

Bitmap: Yes...And I think it's over now.

Color Printer: Yeah...I don't feel so good...

{The paper comes down}

Bitmap: I think I'm going to throw up...

Color Printer: Ew!

Easter Eggs

• Click on Bitmap to see a picture of the Stalker Spray 3000!

Fun Facts

• Stalker Spray is from Marzipan's Answering Machine.
• This e-mail is based off a Coach Z e-mail...but it wasn't meant to be.