Difference between revisions of "Color Printer's E-mails/Inventions"

Latest revision as of 04:21, 2 June 2010

Summary

Bitmap shows off his inventions.

Cast: Color Printer, Bitmap

Transcript

Color Printer: E-mail time again!

Dear Printer,
Does Bitmap have any other cool inventions?
Your friend,


{pronounces the foriegn letters as gibberish}

Color Printer: Well-

Bitmap: {offscreen} COMING!!!

{Bitmap rushes on screen and tackles CP and knocks him off the screen.}

Color Printer: {offscreen} Ouch.

Bitmap: So {gibberish} wants to know about my inventions, eh? Come with me!

{Cut to the door of CP's lab. The sign reads "Color Printer's Bitmap's Lab". Cut to the inside.}

Bitmap: This is...my Cleanser 3000! {holds up a bottle of hand soap. It reads "Soap Bitmap's Cleanser 3000".}

Color Printer: {offscreen} That's a bottle of hand soap.

Bitmap: Um...no, it's not! {throws the bottle away} This is...my electric candle! {Holds up a light bulb}

Color Printer: {offscreen, a little louder} That's a light bulb!

Bitmap: Ah, ah, ah! You will refer to it as the electric candle. {throws it away, the sound of glass shattering is heard} Oops. Finally, I have my...{pulls out a broken Shutters XP}..Broken Computer 3000!

Color Printer: {offscreen} All right, that's it! {walks onscreen} That is my broken Shutters XP that was hacked! {faces the camera} Don't listen to him, folks! All these are FAKE! Yo! Paper! E-mail time is over!

{The Printed Paper comes down}

Bitmap: Umm...who were you talking to?

Easter Eggs

• Click on the Shutters XP to see an ad for Shutters Longtusk.

Fun Facts

• This is the first e-mail that involves no typing.
• Shutters Longtusk is a reference to Longhorn, the codename for Microsoft's next operating system.
• Bitmap can't really ask who CP was talking to when he himself was showing "us" his "inventions".