RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/29

Uh-oh!!!!

NOXIGAR: Did I do something wrong again? Damn it, Strong Intelligent.

Transcript

{Open to the two. Quint is holding an iPhone}

NOXIGAR: Because Quint is definitely able to get one from BestBuy in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

QUINT: I just downloaded 25,000 great baby names.

HENRY: Why?

QUINT: Because you could. Anyway, I checked it out, "Quint" isn't on here.

HENRY: The plot thickens.

NOXIGAR: The plot never thickens. That's what makes me sad.

What names are?

QUINT: Quin, Quinn, Quinlan, Quirin and...no. You are kidding. You have got to be fucking kidding.

NOXIGAR: There really aren't many names that start with "Q," so I don't see the problem in getting bothered about even one of those names.

HENRY: What?

QUINT: Quigley.

NOXIGAR: Okay, I'm naming an assassin in Wikihood "Quigley" just because of this.

Seriously. What kind of fucking sadistic sausage names their child Quigley? Honestly.

NOXIGAR: I don't see the joke, although it is in my firm belief there really isn't one here. It's also in my firm belief that this episode is just badly-written Author Tract.

HENRY: He raises a good point.

QUINT: Which makes me a better raiser than anyone who names their child Quigley.

NOXIGAR: But you can't make that generalization about any parent(s) who name their child Quigley.

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