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Summary
Conchris goes on an adventure to find Chaos Emeralds, only to find that it was a... figure it out yourself
Cast in order of appearance:
Page Title: SONIK TEH HEDGEYHOGG!
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Checking my email.
DOS Mode Active:
Dear Conchris,
I need your help finding the chaos emeralds!
Sonic Teh Hedgehog
CONCHRIS: Sonic the Hedgehog, eh? Well, I'll help you out. Somehow... TO THE S0N1( universe!
{Flash of light, Conchris lands in Green Hill Zone}
CONCHRIS: OWW! Those things are bad for you!
{Homestar comes on-screen}
HOMESTAR: Woah! Look at me! I'm like speedy and stuff.
CONCHRIS: Homestar?! GAH! And I would've have an adventure without a H*R character appearing.
HOMESTAR: Well, it is against the Wikiverse law to do that.
CONCHRIS: Well, maybe you're right, follow me then.
{Conchris speeds off-screen, Homestar pauses and thinks then runs off-screen}
{Cut to the loop}
CONCHRIS: Okay, now if only...
{Conchris attempts to run around the loop, only to fall down on his head}
CONCHRIS: Ow! My head!
HOMESTAR: Cool! Let me try!
{Homestar speeds around the loop, and disappears off-screen}
CONCHRIS: Sheesh, since when did Homestar become Sonic?
{A ring loss sound plays}
HOMESTAR: {off-screen} AHH! That hurts!
{Conchris runs through the loop and the next screen is visible as Homestar was hit by a Badnik}
CONCHRIS: Wow, and I thought Homestar was a great runner-like guy.
HOMESTAR: Just kill that bug! THE GOOD TIMES WILL BE OVER!
{Conchris stomps the badnik, revealing a hole, Conchris falls through}
CONCHRIS: AHH!
{A thump is heard, cut to inside the hole}
CONCHRIS: Strong Bad? What are you doing here?
STRONG BAD: Oh! Umm... I found these... RUN THE CHEAT! RUN LIKE THE WIND!
{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off-screen}
CONCHRIS: Great...
{Cut to "Green Hill Zone"}
STRONG BAD: With these jewels, I can retire to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
{A blue blur passes Strong Bad, the "Chaos Emeralds" disappear from Strong Bad's boxing glove hands.}
STRONG BAD: What the? Who's there?
VOICE: I am...
SONIC: SONIC! THE HEDGEHOG! Guy....
STRONG BAD: Aww man! Not another freaking crap-for-brains. Let's go The Cheat!
SONIC: Fine! Leave! I don't care! {Strong Bad and The Cheat leave to the left side of the screen}
{Cut to Conchris' Room}
CONCHRIS: GAH! Oh, it was just a dream. I'll never answer emails that'll take to other universes again.
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, wittyremark</lame>"}
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Author's Comment
1/5 - Ugh. Don't like it at all, I would've been more creative if I wasn't constrained to one universe and trying to keep everybody from two different universes in character. I'll never do something like this again...ever.