Con email.wue/109

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Page Title: Again? AUGH!

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CONCHRIS: I'm not bothering to do anything interesting.

Subject: Watch out!

Dear Conchris,
Just emailing to tell you
that five seconds after you read this email,
your house will be crushed by an over-sized lump of cheese. Please evacuate immediately.
Yours conchrisly,

Your future self

CONCHRIS: Hey, wait, didn't I see something that is the SAME as before? I wonder...

CRUROAR: Get on with it! Just don't answer the email and let me answer it so I can take the consequence.

{Conchris leaves, Cruroar walks up to the chair}

CRUROAR: So, Conchris' future self, you're saying that in 5...

{Cut to Strongbadia, a giant lump of cheese is there}

STRONG BAD: Okay, Strong Mad, let us get this stinking cheese off of here and sell it and then we can retire to DA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!

{Strong Mad picks up the lump of cheese and throws it}

STRONG MAD: I DID IT STRONG BAD!

STRONG BAD: Well, there goes my.. I mean, our dream of being rich...

{Cut back to Conchris' house}

CRUROAR: And so, the lump of cheese you say isn't real but it is in your universe or dimension or whatev...

{The screen turns yellow and a crunch sound is heard}

CRUROAR: {muffled} Ow...

{An explosion is heard}

CRUROAR: {muffled} Double Ow...

{Cut to outside the lump of cheese, another lump lands on the lump}

CRUROAR: {muffled} Triple Ow...

{Conchris walks back on screen}

CONCHRIS: Cruroar... What happe- HOLY CRAP! Hmm... My Compy blew up didn't it? Well, no matter, I'll just move them and get money to get another one.

CRUROAR: {muffled} Which will blow up sometime in the emails or maybe have a virus or...

CONCHRIS: Shut up and start shovelling.

{Conchris grabs a shovel and starts striking the cheese}

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, Blah"}

{After a while, Strong Bad walks onscreen with Strong Mad}

STRONG BAD: Okay, big lug. Where did those cheeses land?

STRONG MAD: THIS PLACE SMELLS FUNNY!

{Strong Bad and Strong Mad walks off-screen}

{The screen slowly turns black, a tombstone is in the middle of the black screen, it says:

Here lies Smandy 206
Exploded when it was crushed by a giant lump of cheese.
It was Cruroar's fault.
24/7/06

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, horray! A good reaction to the compy blow up this time!"}

Author's Comment

3/5 - Smandy 206 finally meets it's demise. I had to tell where the lump of cheese actually came from.