RiffText/The Aura Chronicles/3

{Cast House}

LEMON: So what the hell is it doing?

ARUSEUS: And that's my final reason why Hillary Clinton should be our next president!

TOM: You do realize she's the wife of that scumbag Bill Clinton?

ARUSEUS: Your point?

TOM: My point is that she's the wife of an impeached man! Clinton's impeachment brought the entire reputation of the Clinton name down the toilet!

ARUSEUS: Hillary wasn't impeached!

TOM: SHE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ELECTED YET, YOU DOLT!

ARUSEUS: Oh...

TOM: Besides, Obama needs to be elected! Don't you remember the time when African American people were mistreated and enslaved for the fact they were different?

LEMON: Everyone is different. No two people are alike.

ARUSEUS: You're right...Hillary needs to be elected. VOTE HILLARY!

TOM: Wait...we're talking about Obama!

{They walk off}

{Cut to Foxx and Elyssa on the couch}

FOXX: Idiots...we all know McCain is going to win...

LEMON: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT MCCAIN NOW HE'S NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE

ELYSSA: I don't know, I've got my votes on Huckabee.

FOXX: Um...Huckabee resigned.

ELYSSA: He did?

FOXX: {thinking} She may be pink, but she's a dumb blonde on the inside...

LUCAS: Quiet! The results are in!

GARZEL: Here they are...Aruseus you lose.

ARUSEUS: But...I wasn't even president!

TOM: He means that Hillary got beat by Obama. I told you so.

LEMON: Hillary wasn't even RUNNING.

ARUSEUS: But that means I won't be vice president!

GARZEL: Damnit Aruseus, you'd screw the whole world up if you were even senator!

ELYSSA: True dat.

FOXX: True that.

LUCAS: Ok...so is this the end?

GARZEL: Yep.

FOXX: Wow this episode was short.

ELYSSA: I found episode 1 to be the best.

TOM: So...bye.

{END}

LEMON: Ahahahaha I was right on the other episode.