RiffText/The Aura Chronicles/2

{Cut to the outside of the house where the cast lives. Everyone is present}

TOM: Now, you two. While we're gone, you keep the house neat and clean. Well be back around ten PM.

GARZEL: You can count on us.

LEMON: Okay... {leans onto Garzel} One... Two... Three... Seven... 'DOH!

ARUSEUS: We'll do as you say.

LUCAS: And NO WILD PARTIES.

LEMON: Oh. So NOW the title has something to do with this.

ELYSSA: Yeah. It took us weeks to fix the bathroom.

ARUSEUS: {salutes}

LEMON: Since when were you an armyman I don't think your an army man do you

You got it.

FOXX: Let's go guys.

{Foxx, Elyssa, Lucas, and Tom leave}

GARZEL: So it's just you and me.

ARUSEUS: Yep. So, how 'bout some Super Star Smashers?

GARZEL: Seems fine to me.

{30 minutes of smashing later}

LEMON: Oh, so they pulled a slegehammer out of nowhere? Arucrap saluted for nothing?

GARZEL: I'm bored. What've we got to eat around here?

ARUSEUS: Hold on...we've got...nothing.

GARZEL: N-nothing?

LEMON: Y-yes, Garidiot.

ARUSEUS: Dead empty. Look, I can drive, so I'll get groceries.

GARZEL: I swear there was a joke about you driving years ago, but I guess you shaped up in two years.

ARUSEUS: Yep.

{Cut to the parking lot of Grood Groceries, Aruseus is walking back with several bags}

ARUSEUS: Well, now we won't starve.

{Aruseus notices a cat on the curb}

ARUSEUS: But he looks like he will, hold on buddy! I'll get you a bite and a nice home.

CAT: Meow!

LEMON: Meow? That's all you can say? What a load of crap.

{Cut back to the Cast House (for lack of a better name)}

ARUSEUS: Garzel! I'm hooooooooooooome!

GARZEL: 'Bout time! Where's the food? Is that fluffy thing in your hands food?

ARUSEUS: No. It's a cat. And he's living here with us.

GARZEL: No, we have to return him to his owner.

ARUSEUS: Aw man...

{Cut to a random house}

LEMON: Random house? I don't see an armadillo laughing at a pie eating a doorknob shaped like a pickle.

ARUSEUS: Here's your cat, Unnecessary Cameo Appearance Character Who I Don't Know Anymore!

LEMON: Hey, did you hire Inner Bad? I hope not.

KYUBII: Thanks!

{Cut back to the Cast House}

ARUSEUS: Ok. We gotta dispose of this "Chicken Wing" Flavor Cat Chow.

GARZEL: Give me that!

{Garzel eats the cat chow}

ARUSEUS: No...wait. It was "Diarreha Jones Flavor."

GARZEL: {censored}

{Garzel runs offscreen and pukes}

ARUSEUS: Gotta go, bye! {runs}

GARZEL: DAMN IT, ARUSEUS!

{The End!}

LEMON: Thank god. This might be God compared to the next episode.