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Wikitours/Tour Hub/skullb/skullliving
This is the living room of SkullB's house. The room is cleaned to a sparkle--at least, as best a sparkle as carpet can make. The couch sits in the middle of the room, battered after years of wear and tear. A large, flatscreen TV sits near the end of the room. A coffee table sits in front of it, with PS2 and Wii controllers sitting on it. Stairs near the back of the room head upstairs, while a doorway leads to the kitchen.
Souvenirs
- A copy of the Decentville Monitor
Chat
{maloa falls through the window, on his scooter}
MALOA: Ow! {gets up} Where am I?
JERRY: In my house, kid. Now get out.
MALOA: Smoke bomb! {throws a smoke bomb on the floor. after the smoke clears, he's gone, along with the decentville moniter copy}
JERRY: It's an old copy, anyhow.
{Jerry places a new copy on the coffee table.}
{Door knocks. Jerry opens Door.}
JERRY: Hello?
SEPHIROTH: {Holding parcel.} Someone left this by your door. I noticed it.
JERRY: ... Is this a bomb or anthrax or an anthrax bomb? Because if so, Skully's going to open it.
SKULLB: {offscreen} Coming!
{SkullB runs up, grabs the parcel, and opens it. The parcel is a Greek Vase.}
SEPHIROTH: Ooh.
JERRY: Oh. Oh. Nice vase. Or... vaaaaahse.
SKULLB: Cool! I want it in my room!
JERRY: Hey, the parcel's for-
SKULLB: I OPENED IT! I opened it.
{Chwoka enters}
CHWOKA: No you didn't.
{Conchris walks up to the door and makes a knocking action against it}
CONCHRIS: Excuse me, for some reason I have an urge to tour your house, will you let me in?
SKULLB: Sure, whatever.
JERRY: Hey, Chwoka! I remember you!
{Raiku appears behind jerry, he grabs his shoulders}
RAIKU: Boo.
JERRY: GHFGH
{Jerry, in his surprise, throws his fist back and whacks Raiku in the forehead.}
{Raiku grabs his fist and breaks his hand}
JERRY: AAAAAAAAAHHHH BEOTCH THAT HURTS
{Jerry falls over, screaming in pain.}
JERRY: WILL YOU GET OUT AAAAAAHHHHH
RAIKU: Nah.
SKULLB: Wait! God-moding is allowed, isn't it? ... God-mode ON!
{Raiku is smote by God himself. He is then barred from entering this house. Then his hands, arms and legs are broken.}
{Raiku undos it and goes back in}
SKULLB: FFFFFFFFFFFF
JERRY: But seriously. Don't break any more hands, please. I'm asking nicely. Next time I'll ask a little less nicely.
SEPHIROTH: Should I sort it out for you?
RAIKU: You can't kill the devil's son!
SEPHIROTH: {Puts a cross over Raiku, and pours holy water over his head.}
{Doesn't work. Raiku breaks Sephiroth's neck.}
SEPHIROTH: Excuse me. I'm gonna get the nutcracker. {Leaves, and comes back with a complex and painful looking device.} You better run, {Beep}
SKULLB: I love how this always happens around me.
SEPHIROTH: I'll show you how it works. {Cut to SkullB's and Jerry's faces. Sephiroth talks offscreen.} First you attach it, press the button, and voila. {Sounds of pain are heard as SkullB and Jerry have shocked expressions on their faces. Cut back. Raiku is on the floor, wraithing in pain, in a pool of blood.}
{Cieeia runs in}
CIEEIA: I just heard screaming and... {looks at Raiku} Oh my...
{Suddenly, Chernobog appears.}
CHERNOBOG: Hey, hi. Listen, any more violence against this guy {points to Raiku} and we'll have to exercise some serious action. Namely, hellfire raining from the sky. Is that alright?
RAIKU: Thank, Chernobog.
CHERNOBOG: Hey! I've gotta keep our own from getting hurt! Now, I've gotta go. {poofs away}
RAIKU: Sephiroth, you BETTER start running. {Pulls out gunblade}
{dot runs in}
DOT: Has anyone seen a kid with a sword?
RAIKU: No, but he sounds cool. I will come help you find him.
N. DUCK: {drunk} H-heyyyyyyy... Oh, coool is that a swordshooter, gun... blade gun, pistol sword... Heh.. heh heh hehhhhhhhhh... {falls over, unconscious}
DOT: Does anyone have a toaster?
RAIKU: Ask Conchris.
SEPHIROTH: Raiku, you don't scare me. And excuse me? Any more violence? OH NO, HE ONLY BROKE MY NECK. ALL I DID WAS DESTROY HIS CHANCE OF HAVING CHILDREN. Jeez.
DOT: {to sepiroth} Do you have a toaster I can use?
{Conchris walks in, calmly}
CONCHRIS: Oh look! A copy of that... paper... that Decentville has. {takes a copy of the Decentville Monitor}
{Cruroar walks in from the kitchen}
CRUROAR: Does anyone know where I can find a conglomerate stone? {pulls out a list which he never knew he had} Don't ask why though.
CONCHRIS: Erm... no?
CRUROAR: I wasn't asking you, Conchris.
CONCHRIS: FINE! I'm going to go place! {walks upstairs}
SKULLB: A conglomerate stone? Isn't that just tar or something?
CRUROAR: Huh. So much for the complicated name. Hmm... {walks outside}
