(even if you aren't vegan)
Wikitours/Tour Hub/conchris/hill/inside
OH MY GOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! SO MUCH TORTUR- Oh wait...
You enter the building to see several strange creatures seated at cubicles whilst typing away or doing other fun stuff. A couple of creatures have gathered themselves around the water cooler and they're chatting away... in English! You look around for any obvious exits, and yes, there's a few.
The stairs on your right lead up to Sirhcnoc's room as a sign mentions.
The stairs on your left lead down to a laboratory of sorts, you can just barely make out an organ, the instrument.
The double doors at the other end of the cubicles lead to the Observatory where Sirhcnoc spies on his enemies and possibly his fellow neighbours too.
Oh yeah, there's a pile of brochures here on a wooden table that just so happens to be in front of you, WHO DESIGNED THIS CRAZY LAIR?!
Souvenirs
- Sirhcnoc's Lair brochure - Basically an application form in disguise.
- Easi-Lair brochure - "Want your own lair but you're too lazy to build your own? Buy Easi-Lair! Where building a lair is easi as Y!" Apparently, the writer of this brochure couldn't spell "easy" correctly.
- Visit Planet Yunip brochure - A brochure with exact directions to the planet that these strange creatures came from... if only you had a space ship of sorts...
- Go upstairs
- Go downstairs
- Enter the double doors
- Leave
Chat
{zorax rushes in, and grabs one of all the brochures}
ZORAX: No time to ask questions! {rushes out}
LEMON: ... I LOVE YOU ZORAX YAY KISS ME YOU FOOL
