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{A green meadow with deer. Pooh walks in.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, lord.
POOH: WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! {pulls out an AK-47 and starts shooting. A deer is shot.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Um, OK. This breaks rule 1.7 so many ways.
LEMON: Don't forget about 1.6, and 1.5, and, and others.
DEER: Well this sucks.
LEMON: He's right. This fanstuff DOES suck!
{Axel Steel walks in and bashes a guitar over Pooh's head. Rev. Horton Heat pops his head in.}
HORTON: IT'S A PSYCHOBILLY FREAKOUT!
LIGHTNING GUY: That was completely random. And not in the funny way. More like the retarded way.
LEMON: Don't forget about the dumb way, the idiotic way, and the plain stupid way.
AXEL: Oh fine. {Plays the solo}
MORE 2 COME
LIGHTNING GUY: Replacing words with numbers became uncool after leet.
LEMON: And after idiotic netspeak.
