(even if you aren't vegan)
Records Of Bell/Records/27
Summary
The cast adopt a Chao.
Cast: Tracy, Mature Bling, Daigo, Don Skull, Sarah,
Places: 8-Bit House,
Insult:
Credit Joke:
Episode Information: 503-Make Sure You Know A Pet's Gender, Or Else You Might End Up With a Pregnant "Male"
Transcript
{open to the house. Tracy and MB are there}
TRACY: Mmm, boy, my lips are gettin' heavy.
MATURE BLING: I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
TRACY: I'm not.
MATURE BLING: How do I know anything you've said to me is-
TRACY: You don't.
{cue opening theme. Cut back to the house. Now everyone is there except for Bell. Pause 5 seconds}
DAIGO:{is standing by the door} ...Hey, guys, wanna go-
{Bell slams open the door, smashing Daigo into the wall behind it}
IM A BELL: HEYGUYSGUESSWHATWEGOTACHAO.
SARAH: ...What?
IM A BELL: A Chao. We got one.
TRACY: Really? How?
IM A BELL: The new Chao reserve is opening and we won a free Chao.
MATURE BLING: ...Why?
IM A BELL: I helped build it.
DON SKULL: ...Huh.
IM A BELL: ...Hey, where's Dai-
{a skullbeam burst from the door, just missing Bell. Daigo steps through the hole}
DAIGO: Right here. {charges another skullbeam, fires it at Bell, vaporizing his head}
{A Bell clone appears and eats the Bell body}
DAIGO: ...AAAAA. AAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
IM A BELL: Oh, I'm sorry, did you want some?
DAIGO: ...WHY DID I AGREE TO STAY HERE?!
IM A BELL: WHO IS THE ONE WITH THE WHIP?
DAIGO: I'M SORRY!
{cut to a building with a sign reading "CHAO RESERVE". There is a smaller sign under it reading "FORMERLY SLÖTTERHAUS BEEF FACTORY". Cut to the inside of said building. Bell and co walk in}
IM A BELL: Hi, we're here for a Chao.
TO BE FINISHED LATER!!!!!