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Yffulf (Sapi Sapien Sapi)

A strange fluffy alien creature from space. They sort of resemble incredibly fat monkeys. They have light brown fur and their ears are pointy. They are also sentient, so please, don't even think about trying to help him escape, they were placed in the zoo on the charges of "Assisting a Villain to try and take over the world".

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YFFULF: HEY! SOMEBODY LET US OUT!

{Cruroar walks in with Cieeia behind him}

CRUROAR: I don't know why I'm asking this but, do you know the way to the residential areas?

YFFULF: The heck should I know. I'm caged in here with a couple of my buddies.

CRUROAR: Okay then... I'll be on my way. {starts to walk off}

YFFULF: HEY! Don't go! {Cruroar stops} Can you... help us?

CRUROAR: I don't think I should trust strange talking creatures... LIKE THE LAST TIME... Come on, Cieeia. Let's go. {walks off}

YFFULF: HEY! COME BACK! WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?! {sighs} Guess so. {slumps down on a wall}

MARISSA: Its a y fulf! Erm, y wolf. How do pronounce this name?

YFFULF: Y-Fulf. That's the pronunciation. Also, can you help us with the getting out of this cage thing?

MARISSA: I would if it weren't illegal.

{Raggon frees the Yffulfs}

RAGGON: You are free!

{marissa grabs one yffluf}

MARISSA: Yay! A y wolf!

{Raggon frees the Yffulf from marissa}

{The Yffulf bites raggon. Marissa laughs}

YFFULF: YES! SWEET LADY FREEDOM! So long guys! I'm off to new lands! {runs off, alarms start sounding}

YFFULF #2: Eh, he doesn't know what he's missing. {eats an apple} Earth Food is tasty but not as tasty as our food. At least we get free food and a home. He'll be back. He'll be back.

MARISSA: {rummaging through her backpack} Who stole my bag lunch?

{the second yffulf backs into a bush}

YFFULF #2: I swear it wasn't me! Right guys?

{The second Yffulf looks over to the other two, they look at him disapprovingly}

YFFULF #2: {sarcastically} Thanks a lot, guys.

YFFULF #3: Hey, no problem. Just be sure to remember us.

YFFULF #2: Wha?