Records Of Bell/Records/13

Summary

Bell and Sarah marry

Cast: Sumo Wrestler, Jigglypuff, Announcer, Im a bell, Sarah, Store Owner, Father Koteigainen, Don Skull

Places: Sumo Wrestling Ring, Wedding Shop, Church, Reception

Episode Information: 301-Matrimonious Episode 13: Confuscious Say: Man Go To Bed Drunk With Woman Wakes Up With Wedding Ring

Insult: anthropomorphic trash cans

Credit Joke: Shonen Jump

Transcript

{open to a sumo wresting ring. A VERY fat sumo wrestler is fighting Jigglypuff}

ANNOUNCER: I can't see any way Jigglypuff can win this!

{Jigglypuff breaks a smashball and uses his final smash, pushing the sumo wrestler out of the ring}

ANNOUNCER: I guess I spoke too soon!

IM A BELL:{walks onscreen} WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SHOW?

{camera swings around to show the announcer is Tracy}

TRACY: THIS! {laughs}

{cue theme song. cut to a wedding shop. Bell and Sarah are looking through the clothes. Bell holds up a red tuxedo}

IM A BELL: What do you think of this?

SARAH: Hmm... Kinda bland.

IM A BELL: Hmm... {blasts tuxedo. it's jacket now has black flames around the bottom and white horns on the shoulders. the pants are now black}

SARAH: NOW it's better!

IM A BELL: Good. Hold on a second. If we're going to film this in Japan, I'll have to do this. {inserts a babelfish into the camera} Now then. {walks up to counter} Excuse me, sir. i'd like to purchase this tuxedo.

STORE OWNER: You ruined it! You have to pay two times the price!

IM A BELL: Which would be?

STORE OWNER: You must pay me 40,000 yen!

IM A BELL: Sure. {reaches into pocket, pulls out 40,000 yen, hands to the store owner} Here you are, sir.

STORE OWNER: Eh-Thank you, sir.

IM A BELL: Sarah! Come on and pick a wedding dress already!

SARAH: Okay, okay! Which is better, a pitch-black one, or a white one with red around the bottom?

IM A BELL: Look, tell ya what! I'll just summon one when we get back.

SARAH: That's sounds fine.

STORE OWNER: Damn godmodders...

{cut to a church. Bell and Sarah are at the podium. Bell is waring the edited tuxedo, and Sarah is wearing a black wedding dress with red around the bottom. The minister is an angry-looking japanese man}

FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:{loud and high-pitched} Do you, Imma... Emo... Emma... H-how do you pronounce this?

IM A BELL: Imothy Albert Bellstrom.

FATHER KOTEIGAINEN: Oh. Okay then. Do you, Imothy Bellstrom, take Sarah McAllister to be your lawfully wedded wife?

IM A BELL: I do.

FATHER KOTEIGAINEN: And do you, Sarah McAllister, take Imothy Bellstrom to be your lawfully wedded husband?

SARAH: I do.

FATHER KOTEIGAINEN: Now, if anyone has any reason why these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

DON SKULL:{offscreen} He's a freak!

IM A BELL: Screw you, Don Skull!

DON SKULL: 'Kay!

FATHER KOTEIGAINEN: Okay. You may now kiss the bride.

{Bell and Sarah kiss. Cut to the reception}

TRACY: Heh. So you two finally married.

IM A BELL: Yep. Now we don't have to worry about any illegitimate children!

SARAH: Uhh... You didn't have to when we weren't married. Reality-bending powers, remember?

IM A BELL: ...SON OF A-

{cue credits}